Biden killed chickens causing egg prices to rise

[debbiedowner]

Now that Trump is back in office, chickens will taste better, and there will be one in every pot.

Every egg will have two yolks. Orange, of course.

The SPR will be billions and billions of barrels of oil. Billions and billions of sweet crude. I like the sound of that. Sweet crude. It's very good. You're going to like it!

The entire US will be a perfect 72 degrees every day.

And there won't be a brown face in sight for miles and miles and miles.

Damn the two yolks would be great again. I noticed they disappeared in the last couple of years. Now I can go to publix and request they start ordering Trump eggs and make sure the 2 yolk ones.

 

[g5000]

Damn the two yolks would be great again. I noticed they disappeared in the last couple of years. Now I can go to publix and request they start ordering Trump eggs and make sure the 2 yolk ones.

Make Eggs Great Again!

 

[debbiedowner]

Make Eggs Great Again!

Yea, that's it. Christ maybe we can get them with 3 yolks. That would be a bonus.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Now that Trump is back in office, chickens will taste better, and there will be one in every pot.

Every egg will have two yolks. Orange, of course.

The SPR will be billions and billions of barrels of oil. Billions and billions of sweet crude. I like the sound of that. Sweet crude. It's very good. You're going to like it!

The entire US will be a perfect 72 degrees every day.

And there won't be a brown face in sight for miles and miles and miles.

Americans will make hella money shipping in eggs to democrat occupied territories

 

[Muhammed]

When Obama left office, gasoline was $2.37 a gallon. Crude oil was $48.19.

When Donald Trump left office, gasoline was $2.28 a gallon. Crude oil was $49.47.

When Obama took office gasoline was $1.84. It skyrocketed ~30% under the Obama administration.

And it would have skyrocketed even more if it wasn't for the TEA party and Ted Kennedy's much deserved brain cancer.

You are dodging the question. Do you want your energy bills to skyrocket or not?

 

[g5000]

When Obama took office gasoline was $1.84.

Hmmmm. How many times did you have to hit your head with a hammer to forget what was going on when Obama was sworn in?

Think. Real hard. Do you need a HINT!?!

Oh, that's right! He walked into the worst economic crash since the Great Depression. We were bleeding 600,000 jobs a month.

The stock market dove 50 percent!

And, by golly, gas prices tanked!
And you thought you were being clever.

 

[Muhammed]

Hmmmm. How many times did you have to hit your head with a hammer to forget what was going on when Obama was sworn in?

Think. Real hard. Do you need a HINT!?!

Oh, that's right! He walked into the worst economic crash since the Great Depression. We were bleeding 600,000 jobs a month.

The stock market dove 50 percent!

And, by golly, gas prices tanked!
And you thought you were being clever.

You are dodging the question. Do you want your energy bills to skyrocket or not?

Why the **** do you think Biden was threatening to end fossil fuels? That shit causes energy prices to skyrocket. That's why he did it.

 

[X.Onasis]

Make Eggs Great Again!

Support STOP IC !! Let them do their job !! -- (Society To Observe Protection of Innocent Chickens approves this message)

 

[X.Onasis]

You are dodging the question. Do you want your energy bills to skyrocket or not?

Why the **** do you think Biden was threatening to end fossil fuels? That shit causes energy prices to skyrocket. That's why he did it.

Why the silly belief based on an even sillier presumption?

Hydro, wind, and solar are renewable and don't contribute to the greenhouse effect.
Do you understand the greenhouse effect?
Do you deny anthropologic climate change?
(Rhetorical questions. Don't hurt yourself attempting coherent answers.)

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Democrats think cheap gas is bad for the environment so they do everything they can to increase its cost.

Biden declared war on fossil fuel

 

[Moonglow]

You know damn well that they were not all sick.

We know damn well that the Democrats want to cause the price of energy to skyrocket. The de-facto leader of the Democratic party of slavery (POS), Barack Obama, is on camera in an interview with the San Francisco Chronical saying that their goal is to make energy prices "skyrocket". Not just go up a tad bit, he said "SKYROCKET!!!!!".

One of the reasons the Democratic POS wants to make the price of energy skyrocket is because it causes the price of healthy nutritious food skyrocket too. The Chicom controlled Dems specifically target and demonize meat, dairy and eggs because they are rich sources of B12. A B12 deficiency causes permanent brain damage and retards make up the Democrat base. They know that the more retarded the voting public get, the more votes they get.

Good thing chickens don't need gasoline.

 

[Moonglow]

Democrats think cheap gas is bad for the environment so they do everything they can to increase its cost.

Biden declared war on fossil fuel

The oil and gas industry has roughly 700,000 fewer workers in 2022 than the six years prior, a decline of over 20%. Between March and August of 2020, there were 107,000 oil and gas layoffs.

Oil and Gas Layoffs - Maintenance World​

 

[g5000]

You are dodging the question. Do you want your energy bills to skyrocket or not?

Why the **** do you think Biden was threatening to end fossil fuels? That shit causes energy prices to skyrocket. That's why he did it.

That explain this:

United States produces more crude oil than any country, ever

Damn you, Biden! Damn you!

You see, the reason you aren't suffering from cognitive dissonance right now, as you should be, is because that would require cognition on your part.

 

[The Duke]

Why? Does it state somewhere that Biden killed chickens?

What happened to your avatar that looks like the 1st time you saw a cock?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

The oil and gas industry has roughly 700,000 fewer workers in 2022 than the six years prior, a decline of over 20%. Between March and August of 2020, there were 107,000 oil and gas layoffs.

Oil and Gas Layoffs - Maintenance World​

Biden sucks at war

Remember when he denied Poland migs because he didn't want to escalate and ended up years later using heavy missles?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

That explain this:

United States produces more crude oil than any country, ever

Damn you, Biden! Damn you!

You see, the reason you aren't suffering from cognitive dissonance right now, as you should be, is because that would require cognition on your part.

Biden failed the environment

Democrats lie to environmentalist

 

[Moonglow]

Once you realize democrats are traitors working with the WEF on a plot to intentionally collapse America, actions like draining the oil reserves will make perfect sense.

Democrats = traitors

As of November 2024, the US Department of Energy announced that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) had received 200 million barrels of crude oil. The SPR's current inventory can be found on its website.

 

[g5000]

The oil and gas industry has roughly 700,000 fewer workers in 2022 than the six years prior, a decline of over 20%. Between March and August of 2020, there were 107,000 oil and gas layoffs.

Oil and Gas Layoffs - Maintenance World​

During March and August of 2020, we were in the middle of a pandemic. Oil prices actually went negative for a minute.

That's why the layoffs.

And the domestic oil companies were in no hurry to resume production after the pandemic because they had suffered lower profits.


Chevron raises buybacks and says exposure to Russia is limited


Major oil companies are responding to a jump in profits this year from higher oil and gas prices by giving back more cash to shareholders, many of whom have been frustrated by years of low returns.

So far, most shale operators have signaled that they plan to put capital returns above output growth, even as U.S. oil prices crossed $100 per barrel earlier this week.


Profits before the customers.


Venezuela and Saudi Arabia also chose to keep their outputs lower long after the pandemic was over. In fact, their outputs were lower than they were during the pandemic!

But that goddam BIDEN still managed to get domestic production to the highest level EVAH. Of any country.

That BASTARD!!!

 

[Moonglow]

Biden sucks at war

Remember when he denied Poland migs because he didn't want to escalate and ended up years later using heavy missles?

Since when did the US sell Mig Jets?

 

[Moonglow]

During March and August of 2020, we were in the middle of a pandemic. Oil prices actually went negative for a minute.

That's why the layoffs.

And the domestic oil companies were in no hurry to resume production after the pandemic because they had suffered lower profits.


Chevron raises buybacks and says exposure to Russia is limited


Major oil companies are responding to a jump in profits this year from higher oil and gas prices by giving back more cash to shareholders, many of whom have been frustrated by years of low returns.

So far, most shale operators have signaled that they plan to put capital returns above output growth, even as U.S. oil prices crossed $100 per barrel earlier this week.


Profits before the customers.

These people are just trolling, as per usual, for foreign agents.