Breaking News!
To the shock of absolutely NOBODY ON THE PLANET, Joe Biden's Department of Justice has decided NOT to charge Joe Biden with any crimes relating to Joe Biden stealing and improperly securing Top Secret Government documents.
You don't say.
Keep in mind, President Donald Trump has been INDICTED for possessing Top Secret Documents after leaving the White House and he is being charged with violating the
Espionage Act of 1917. (Which I think was passed shortly after Joe Biden was born.)
Joe Biden, will face no charges. Donald Trump is being charged with a crime punishable by death!
Like Mel Brooks once said, "It's good to be the King."
The weaponization of the Government is real. Weapons serve TWO purposes:
- To inflict harm on one's enemies
- To protect oneself
Joe Biden's fully weaponized DOJ is doig both of those things.
What's really troubling is that Joe Biden's possession of Top Secret Classified Documents (in his unlocked garage next to his prized Corvette) is a much more serious crime than Donald Trump having documents at his offices in Mar-a-lago.
Biden's documents dated back to when he was Vice-President and Senator. Neither a Vice-President or a Senator have the ability to "declassify" documents. Nor do those individuals have the right to REMOVE them from their location!
President Trump, however, did have the right to declassify. He had full authority to declassify any document at anytime.
But who cares about the law? Clearly not the left.
Convict your enemies for that which you are guilty, and protect your friends who have committed heinous crimes! That's their motto!
Maybe I should become a Democrat? Think about all the great stuff I could get away with?
When this story first broke back at the beginning of the year, I thought it was truly unfair that the President of the United States should be able to leave Top Secret Documents laying around his house like they were pieces of scrap paper, but the rest of us couldn't.
Total double-standard.
So, I did what any red-blooded capitalist would do, I created my own "Joe Biden Top Secret Document Notepads" and just started leaving them all over the place.
I would use them for grocery lists, write down important reminders, doddle...whatever!
I even put Joe Biden's official Top Secret Stamp at the top. I included a watermark of his Corvette and added a small ice cream stain in the corner to make them look truly authentic.
Everybody loved them!
And, as of yet, I have not been indicted for violations of the Espionage Act (but it's still early.)
If you would like to get your hands on some of "Joe Biden's Top Secret Document Notepads" we still have some laying around in the garage haphazardly next to the Corvette.
Get them here, before the FEDS do =>
https∶//www.topsecretnotepad.com/
God Bless America!
-Mark Kaye
www.foxnews.com
