Bezos says when Pee Pee Tape is released - It'll be free to all Amazon Prime members!

[DrLove]

Andy scores another!

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported “pee pee tape” becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members.

Speaking to reporters in Seattle, Bezos said that the pee pee tape offer was “consistent with Amazon’s mandate to offer the highest-quality content to our customers.”

Bezos acknowledged that the tape had not surfaced yet, but said that Amazon was “working around the clock to make that happen.”

Bezos’s offer drew a mixed response from Prime members, with some begging Amazon not to offer the pee pee tape to them.

Over all, though, interest in the tape was robust, as pre-orders for the item quickly made it the highest-ranking product on the entire Amazon site.

According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey.​

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape is Released it Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members | The New Yorker

 

[Sunni Man]

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[DrLove]

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The lame stamp from you is always the ultimate badge of honor - THANKS!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Andy scores another!

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported “pee pee tape” becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members.

Speaking to reporters in Seattle, Bezos said that the pee pee tape offer was “consistent with Amazon’s mandate to offer the highest-quality content to our customers.”

Bezos acknowledged that the tape had not surfaced yet, but said that Amazon was “working around the clock to make that happen.”

Bezos’s offer drew a mixed response from Prime members, with some begging Amazon not to offer the pee pee tape to them.

Over all, though, interest in the tape was robust, as pre-orders for the item quickly made it the highest-ranking product on the entire Amazon site.

According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey.​

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape is Released it Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members | The New Yorker

Everything now is so ridiculous.

 

[The Irish Ram]

I don't care if Trump Pee Pees on Bozo in the middle of Main Street.
America is once again open for business. People are going back to work. That is why we hired Trump.
the resistance.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Andy scores another!

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported “pee pee tape” becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members.

Speaking to reporters in Seattle, Bezos said that the pee pee tape offer was “consistent with Amazon’s mandate to offer the highest-quality content to our customers.”

Bezos acknowledged that the tape had not surfaced yet, but said that Amazon was “working around the clock to make that happen.”

Bezos’s offer drew a mixed response from Prime members, with some begging Amazon not to offer the pee pee tape to them.

Over all, though, interest in the tape was robust, as pre-orders for the item quickly made it the highest-ranking product on the entire Amazon site.

According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey.​

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape is Released it Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members | The New Yorker

If he's able to find it and release it, the meltdown that would ensue would be priceless.

 

[Jackson]

Andy scores another!

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported “pee pee tape” becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members.

Speaking to reporters in Seattle, Bezos said that the pee pee tape offer was “consistent with Amazon’s mandate to offer the highest-quality content to our customers.”

Bezos acknowledged that the tape had not surfaced yet, but said that Amazon was “working around the clock to make that happen.”

Bezos’s offer drew a mixed response from Prime members, with some begging Amazon not to offer the pee pee tape to them.

Over all, though, interest in the tape was robust, as pre-orders for the item quickly made it the highest-ranking product on the entire Amazon site.

According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey.​

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape is Released it Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members | The New Yorker

 

[Jackson]

"According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey."

All three of them?

 

[Wry Catcher]

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Yes you are. When did you order your very own name stamp?

 

[DrLove]

"According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey."

All three of them?

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[ABikerSailor]

"According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey."

All three of them?

Don't think you would understand satire - Hook up with MindWars .. He your cup o TEA!

Hate to tell you Doc, but Blind Whore (MindWars), is actually a female.

 

[DrLove]

"According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey."

All three of them?

Don't think you would understand satire - Hook up with MindWars .. He your cup o TEA!

Hate to tell you Doc, but Blind Whore (MindWars), is actually a female.

Yeah - I'd heard that and was shocked. Just can't quite get it to sink in.

 

[Moonglow]

Andy scores another!

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported “pee pee tape” becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members.

Speaking to reporters in Seattle, Bezos said that the pee pee tape offer was “consistent with Amazon’s mandate to offer the highest-quality content to our customers.”

Bezos acknowledged that the tape had not surfaced yet, but said that Amazon was “working around the clock to make that happen.”

Bezos’s offer drew a mixed response from Prime members, with some begging Amazon not to offer the pee pee tape to them.

Over all, though, interest in the tape was robust, as pre-orders for the item quickly made it the highest-ranking product on the entire Amazon site.

According to its product page, customers who bought the pee pee tape also bought “A Higher Loyalty” by James Comey.​

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape is Released it Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members | The New Yorker

Everything now is so ridiculous.

I know it was your idea first...

 

[DrLove]

I don't care if Trump Pee Pees on Bozo in the middle of Main Street.
America is once again open for business. People are going back to work. That is why we hired Trump.
the resistance.

We know --- You wouldn't care if Trump shot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue.