Beyond Meat COO Goes Cannibal

[ZZ PUPPS]

Arrested for munching on some dude's nose.

Beyond Meat Suspended Its COO For Allegedly Biting a Man’s Nose After Football Game

Beyond Meat’s COO was suspended after being arrested on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after biting another man’s nose over the weekend.

observer.com

So much for plant based meat substitutes.

 

[Unkotare]

He must have been trying to spite his face.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Arrested for munching on some dude's nose.

Beyond Meat Suspended Its COO For Allegedly Biting a Man’s Nose After Football Game

Beyond Meat’s COO was suspended after being arrested on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after biting another man’s nose over the weekend.

observer.com

So much for plant based meat substitutes.

But he was drinking a very nice chianti at the time.....

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Arrested for munching on some dude's nose.

Beyond Meat Suspended Its COO For Allegedly Biting a Man’s Nose After Football Game

Beyond Meat’s COO was suspended after being arrested on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after biting another man’s nose over the weekend.

observer.com

So much for plant based meat substitutes.

Damn! Vegans be some nasty stuff.

 

[two_iron]

I ate a double cheeseburger after I saw that fucking idiot getting locked up. I get it, his BYND stock is down like 95% and he's ready to hari-kari but go out alone mother fucker, don't take innocent human beings with you.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

he's a hot snot

 

[Concerned American]

Arrested for munching on some dude's nose.

Beyond Meat Suspended Its COO For Allegedly Biting a Man’s Nose After Football Game

Beyond Meat’s COO was suspended after being arrested on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after biting another man’s nose over the weekend.

observer.com

So much for plant based meat substitutes.

I wonder if he and Mike Tyson have been comparing notes--Mike, "This smells fishy to me" Beyond Meat COO, "That's what I heard too."

 

[22lcidw]

Charlton Heston...."Beyond Meat is People"....

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Oh noes!