Jaws is the best movie ever created. To this day it has changed the way people look at sharks, across the entire globe. It has aged well. It's a masterpiece of everything. Acting, directing, cinematography, practical special effects... every category is top notch.
The best movie ever created, IMHO.
I've seen it probably 20 times an it's still great. I didn't even notice the shooting star scenes (that were real) until I had seen it around 7 times. Had to google if they were fake and they are not.
Sharknado is just as good.
Minus the music. Jaws music is epic!
Okay, Jaws is better. No denying it.
Real shark fishers shoot them in the head with a .45 . True story.
And then there's this:
And then there's my aunt hauled a 4 foot fuckin' Tiger shark into the boat when I was 15.
Bad day.
I stuck a 1/4 steel gaff hook into its mouth to get him out the boat from like, chomping at my aunt's leg, he twisted that motherfucker up like a coathanger by chomping. Yeah, that failed. And he was still a chompa-chompin'.
So I grabbed him by the tail and slung him out, and as I was doing so, the motherfucker was trying to turn around and bite me.
That sumbitch! He lived out a natural life. I wish he didn't.
His mouth was about 8" wide. Bad shark, bad! 8" wide shark mouth chompa chompin' could really hurt a human being.
I wish I was like the shark fishers and shot him in the head right there with a .45.
All we had was a 12 gauge flare gun. With us on the boat that day. Bad day for me. That wasn't even the worst of it.
A story for a different time.
