Best Calorie Burners

[xotoxi]

okie dokie...


Italian Chandelier.....errr....hmmm

Redneck equivalent - ceiling fan

This is what a redneck hangs from:

Just have to cut the deer down.

 

[Coyote]

Yikes...


I'm getting pretty dizzy here Eve!!!!!

Try it with the fan off, Coyote - that should help.



Only pros do it with the fan still on.

Now...you tell me.....errr.....









































(where's the switch?)

 

[Coyote]

Yikes...


I'm getting pretty dizzy here Eve!!!!!

Try it with the fan off, Coyote - that should help.



Only pros do it with the fan still on.

If she's small enough, you let her keep spinning...

it's why guys like asian girls

 

[Phoenix]

Now...you tell me.....errr.....






(where's the switch?)

I thought we were talking about hanging from the fans, not switching ...

 

[Coyote]

okie dokie...


Italian Chandelier.....errr....hmmm

Redneck equivalent - ceiling fan

This is what a redneck hangs from:

Just have to cut the deer down.

Hey...that's lunch!

 

[Coyote]

Now...you tell me.....errr.....






(where's the switch?)

I thought we were talking about hanging from the fans, not switching ...

mmmmmm....we seem to be going in circles here.....

 

[Phoenix]

This is what a redneck hangs from:

Just have to cut the deer down.

When we you at my house?

You should have at least knocked on the door and said "hi" if you were in the neighborhood. Snob.

 

[Phoenix]

mmmmmm....we seem to be going in circles here.....

Uh-oh. Don't even want to think about what JB's gonna come up with in response to that one ...

And if you're still going in circles, the fan hasn't stopped. Use the switch to hit the "off" lever.

 

[Coyote]

mmmmmm....we seem to be going in circles here.....

Uh-oh. Don't even want to think about what JB's gonna come up with in response to that one ...

And if you're still going in circles, the fan hasn't stopped. Use the switch to hit the "off" lever.

welllll....






























(where's the switch?)

 

[Phoenix]

welllll....







(where's the switch?)

Which switch?

The turn off switch or the turn on switch?

 

[AVG-JOE]

69 standing up - 112 Calories

How many calories if you are a Chubby Chaser?

That would depend on who is on top, wouldn't it?

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

okie dokie...


Italian Chandelier.....errr....hmmm

Redneck equivalent - ceiling fan

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eve again.

Bummer, Dudette!

 

[Phoenix]

That would depend on who is on top, wouldn't it?

-Joe

Good point.

 

[Bootneck]

69 standing up - 112 Calories

How many calories if you are a Chubby Chaser?

That would depend on who is on top, wouldn't it?

-Joe

Well, if he's a real chubby and he's on top, he'd better be careful on the up-stroke. Could burn his arse on the lightbulb!

 

[AVG-JOE]

69 -- standing up? Better wear a helmet.

But not a face mask...

 

[AVG-JOE]

How many calories if you are a Chubby Chaser?

That would depend on who is on top, wouldn't it?

-Joe

Well, if he's a real chubby and he's on top, he'd better be careful on the up-stroke. Could burn his arse on the lightbulb!

Not if you're outdoors

 

[AVG-JOE]

Jeez Eve! I've just burned 50 calories getting horny!

Time for another beer!

 

[AVG-JOE]

69 -- standing up? Better wear a helmet.

Yer a detail-oriented person, aren't you?

Since I'm the one who'd likely be dropped on their head . . . yup!

Quit bitching - at least you have a handle!

 

[Coyote]

welllll....







(where's the switch?)

Which switch?

The turn off switch or the turn on switch?

The turn-on's uh...working pretty damn good...


in fact













forget about the switch

 

[AVG-JOE]

Yikes...


I'm getting pretty dizzy here Eve!!!!!

Try it with the fan off, Coyote - that should help.



Only pros do it with the fan still on.

If she's small enough, you let her keep spinning...

it's why guys like asian girls

Do you know what it's like to make love to a Chinese person?












Not too bad - but you're horny again in an hour!