CrusaderFrank
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- May 20, 2009
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Hello, I'm Xi Jinping and I'm on Team Joe.
Over the past few years, I've gotten to know Joe, in fact I know his entire family, and I can tell you that Joe would make a great President, much better than the bad Orange man who thinks we should trade fair, stop stealing intellectual property and respect our neighbors. Orange Man Bad! Very Bad!
We just need to be in control, er, I mean we just need for Joe to become President for a single heartbeat to reestablish the good relationship that we enjoyed before the Bad Orange Man came to power.
We want to help, we're here to help! Just ask the Tibetans, Uyghurs or Christians what great people we are when we are in control!
Team Joe! We're on it, we own it!