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Gold tastes like... nothing! Midas knew that, Krösus too. People like you and me have known it since Danziger Goldwasser, at the latest! Only Scrooge Duck still bites into his gold ducats in the money bin. And Ribéry into the Golden Pork Chop ...
Okay, tomahwak steak. What comes out the same: His golden piece of meat, as complete as it is vulgarly coated with 24 carat, is at any rate the decadence of the new year 2019. Well, the semi-skilled Muslim with his crooked legs and the beautiful Muslima can squander his Bavarian millions as he pleases. In Allah's name also eaten. His golden age as a soccer player is over anyway. Now he obviously counted his millions and see, there was/is still enough. And just in case, there's Germoney. So get on the plate ...
Ribéry's reaction to the great wonder at his golden food is the arrogance of the new year: "Fuck your mothers... your grandmothers... your pedigree..." He insinuated to the "amazers" that they apparently only came into the world because of the "torn condom," and: "You are no more than pebbles in my socks!
Well, the little man (172 cm) was not born as a Muslim, but in Boulogne-sur-Mer, was occasionally a road or construction worker by profession. It was only later that he was allowed to poke for Galatasaray in "Erdowahns Garten Eden" (Erdowahn's Garden of Eden) for about five million dollars. From then on things went uphill: 11.4 million in Fronkreisch, 25 million in Bajuwarien. Leather trousers and trophies! At some point Franck Ribéry married his Wahiba from Algeria, so he even converted to Islam, became "Bilal", prayed like Özil before every game on the sidelines, whereupon Allah apparently promptly gave him goals and little daughters Hiziaya.
Bilal Ribéry also somehow ended up in a whorehouse. The blonde was only dyed, but full to bursting, and later she actually turned 18, but was still called Zahia. So somehow everything remained in the family, Allahu Akbar! Wife Wahiba forgave, the Bavarians anyway, the French never again really. Especially when he was still bumming around in the cabin against the coach at the World Cup in Africa. Finally he was kicked out of the Les Bleus team, reverently adored by the Teutons in the tricolour of the Équipe. Well, Bavaria's sky is also blue, although actually white blue.
But what the Bavarians don't like so much is when aging footballers suddenly show off, even if it's just in the in-restaurant "Nusr-Et" in distant Dubai. At some point it even gets around to the coach and Yugoslav Nico Kovac (47), to Bavaria director Hasan Salihamidzic (42). But while Kovac had no idea, as he has often done recently, "on the pitch", but granted everyone his own, apparently even Halal-Happa, Hasan moaned at the insults to the fans: "He chose the wrong words! Otherwise he apologized to his fellow believers: "He didn't even pay himself, he was only invited!
"But he is punished very highly" ... Not because of the "Golden Chops", no, because of the "wrong words" against the German fans. But since it was supposedly rather the French fans, as BILD finally dissuaded, the reporters didn't even want to know "how high" the punishment for the huge "Tomahawk Steak" (approx.400 Gramm), which was so skillfully served to him at the table by "Salt Bae" boss Nusret Gökce (36) with the Kitchen Machete ... Because Nusret served it afterwards via Instagram also to the 3.9 million followers with the dripping lips, of course not only the proud Gallic cock, but also his golden Marianne went to the ceiling. What again drove Ribéry's Wahiba to her Instagram palm, under which 47,400 at least Ribéry believers pray: "We are pleased to see that you follow us into the kitchen. I'm about to vomit. Poor France. That there are so many idiots and assholes ..."
Does everything look familiar to us "German dorks"? Exactly: Merkel even invited the two million Muslims. Others have to pay. We ...
If anyone should want to make the golden Ribeye ribéry: His Golden Pork Chop costs 1200 Euro. Plus flight to Dubai, of course. A bottle of Danziger Goldwasser costs between 16.59 and 22.13 euros. Plus 4,89 to 4,95 euro dispatch naturally. Some make it also free of charge ...
Ribéry und das Goldene Kotelett
Gold tastes like... nothing! Midas knew that, Krösus too. People like you and me have known it since Danziger Goldwasser, at the latest! Only Scrooge Duck still bites into his gold ducats in the money bin. And Ribéry into the Golden Pork Chop ...
Okay, tomahwak steak. What comes out the same: His golden piece of meat, as complete as it is vulgarly coated with 24 carat, is at any rate the decadence of the new year 2019. Well, the semi-skilled Muslim with his crooked legs and the beautiful Muslima can squander his Bavarian millions as he pleases. In Allah's name also eaten. His golden age as a soccer player is over anyway. Now he obviously counted his millions and see, there was/is still enough. And just in case, there's Germoney. So get on the plate ...
Ribéry's reaction to the great wonder at his golden food is the arrogance of the new year: "Fuck your mothers... your grandmothers... your pedigree..." He insinuated to the "amazers" that they apparently only came into the world because of the "torn condom," and: "You are no more than pebbles in my socks!
Well, the little man (172 cm) was not born as a Muslim, but in Boulogne-sur-Mer, was occasionally a road or construction worker by profession. It was only later that he was allowed to poke for Galatasaray in "Erdowahns Garten Eden" (Erdowahn's Garden of Eden) for about five million dollars. From then on things went uphill: 11.4 million in Fronkreisch, 25 million in Bajuwarien. Leather trousers and trophies! At some point Franck Ribéry married his Wahiba from Algeria, so he even converted to Islam, became "Bilal", prayed like Özil before every game on the sidelines, whereupon Allah apparently promptly gave him goals and little daughters Hiziaya.
Bilal Ribéry also somehow ended up in a whorehouse. The blonde was only dyed, but full to bursting, and later she actually turned 18, but was still called Zahia. So somehow everything remained in the family, Allahu Akbar! Wife Wahiba forgave, the Bavarians anyway, the French never again really. Especially when he was still bumming around in the cabin against the coach at the World Cup in Africa. Finally he was kicked out of the Les Bleus team, reverently adored by the Teutons in the tricolour of the Équipe. Well, Bavaria's sky is also blue, although actually white blue.
But what the Bavarians don't like so much is when aging footballers suddenly show off, even if it's just in the in-restaurant "Nusr-Et" in distant Dubai. At some point it even gets around to the coach and Yugoslav Nico Kovac (47), to Bavaria director Hasan Salihamidzic (42). But while Kovac had no idea, as he has often done recently, "on the pitch", but granted everyone his own, apparently even Halal-Happa, Hasan moaned at the insults to the fans: "He chose the wrong words! Otherwise he apologized to his fellow believers: "He didn't even pay himself, he was only invited!
"But he is punished very highly" ... Not because of the "Golden Chops", no, because of the "wrong words" against the German fans. But since it was supposedly rather the French fans, as BILD finally dissuaded, the reporters didn't even want to know "how high" the punishment for the huge "Tomahawk Steak" (approx.400 Gramm), which was so skillfully served to him at the table by "Salt Bae" boss Nusret Gökce (36) with the Kitchen Machete ... Because Nusret served it afterwards via Instagram also to the 3.9 million followers with the dripping lips, of course not only the proud Gallic cock, but also his golden Marianne went to the ceiling. What again drove Ribéry's Wahiba to her Instagram palm, under which 47,400 at least Ribéry believers pray: "We are pleased to see that you follow us into the kitchen. I'm about to vomit. Poor France. That there are so many idiots and assholes ..."
Does everything look familiar to us "German dorks"? Exactly: Merkel even invited the two million Muslims. Others have to pay. We ...
If anyone should want to make the golden Ribeye ribéry: His Golden Pork Chop costs 1200 Euro. Plus flight to Dubai, of course. A bottle of Danziger Goldwasser costs between 16.59 and 22.13 euros. Plus 4,89 to 4,95 euro dispatch naturally. Some make it also free of charge ...
Ribéry und das Goldene Kotelett
