baaaaad Monica L. joke LMAO

[KLSuddeth]

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing
her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God, if You take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to You," she
prayed.

And (*POOF*) just like that her ears fell off. :funnyface

 

[freeandfun1]

You know what Billie Bob said the first time Ken Starr showed him a pic of Monica and asked, "do you know this woman"?

Bill replied, "I may have cum across that face once or twice".

 

[Joz]

Monica takes a dress with a stain on it into the dry cleaners. She tries to explain to the old man behind the counter.
Hard of hearing the man shouts, "Come again"?
"No," replies Monica, "Mustard"!

 

[musicman]

Monica decided to quit interning after the 2000 election, saying that the Republicans left a bad taste in her mouth.

 

[Semper Fi]

Bill and Hillary are at a baseball game. The manager of the home team asks Bill if he would like to throw in the first pitch. So Bill picks up his wife and tosses her onto the field. The manager replies with, "No, Bill, I said the first PITCH."

BTW, did I post this before?

 

[deaddude]

Bill Clinton and the Pope die. There is a mix up and the Pope goes to hell and Clinton goes to heaven.

The Pope goes to "Last Hope Relocation Services" and gets it fixed. So the Pope is going up on his white fluffy cloud and Clinton is going down on his storm cloud, and they stop in the middle for a chat.

"I can't wait to see The Father the Son and the Virgin Mother." says the Pope

"Uh, Im sorry your holyness your a day late" says Clinton