As the most popular poster here at the usmb

[roomy]

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[Dr Grump]

You're a Grandfather of three at 46??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[jillian]

I have decided to share a few facts about me with you lot, so, in no particular order of merit.

1.I am extremely handsome

2.I am built like a brick shithouse

3.I am highly intelligent

4.I could beat any of you senseless with one hand tied behind my back and my legs in chains.

5.I am English, so by definition am superior.

6.I am the youngest looking 46 yearold in the world, probably.

7.My sparkling wit is legendary.

8.I am a father of 4 and grandfather of 3

9.I am better at sex than anyone else(according to the wife).

10.I have forgotten more than most of you will ever learn.

Carry on

You forgot that you're modest as well. :teeth:

 

[jillian]

True, I also forgot to mention how fertile I am or is that a given

I think we can take your word for it.

 

[Mr. P]

9.I am better at sex than anyone else(according to the wife).

You should look into this one, how does she know?

 

[Dr Grump]

I was married at 19, my eldest is 25, my youngest is 15.2 of my grandchildren are 12week twin boys

19!!! Your poor bastard!! When is Owen gonna fire or are we doomed to forever seeing Crouch act like a robot!!