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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
Have they found a cure for TDS yet.

They better.

The next four years is going to be a miserable time for some people.
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
Have they found a cure for TDS yet.

They better.

The next four years is going to be a miserable time for some people.
No idea. Trump Defense Syndrome has so far proven resistant to the drugs of common sense and reason. I've heard they've even been tried in a combination to no effect.
 

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Half the US population was killed by firearms. You can make a woman out of a man with surgical mutilation. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. We're all gonna die in 10 more years because of climate change. Obama's been to all 57 states. Benghazi was caused by a Youtube video. Higher taxes and more government regulation stimulates the economy. Gun control reduces crime. There's no such thing as god. There's no such thing as voter fraud. George Bush caused the recession. A fetus is not a living person. The media is not biased. President Trump is Putin's puppet. Socialism is superior to capitalism. Mankind has evolved from the apes. There are more than two genders. All religions are the same. Jesus was the first socialist. Affirmative action actually works. President Trump is racist. Hitler was a conservative. Fox News is fake news.....



April Fools!
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If you want to live, don't listen to Trump.
 
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February 27: "We have it so well under control. I mean, we really have done a very good job."

April fools!
 
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February 27: "Well, we’re testing everybody that we need to test. And we’re finding very little problem. Very little problem.
"Now, you treat this like a flu."


April fools!


April 1: "Think of what would have happened if we didn't do anything. I mean, I've had many friends -- business people -- people with great, actually, common sense, they said, 'Why don't we ride it out?' A lot of people have said -- a lot of people have thought about it. 'Ride it out. Don't do anything, just ride it out and think of it as the flu.' But it's not the flu. It's vicious."


Only dumbshits like Trump thought of it like the flu. And we've seen the tard herd parrot that shit over and over.

Like I said. If you want to live, don't listen to Trump.
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
I will help you out.....Go to the blue cities. Enjoy...
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
Alright people, coffee break's over. Everyone back in your heads.
 

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Half the US population was killed by firearms. You can make a woman out of a man with surgical mutilation. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. We're all gonna die in 10 more years because of climate change. Obama's been to all 57 states. Benghazi was caused by a Youtube video. Higher taxes and more government regulation stimulates the economy. Gun control reduces crime. There's no such thing as god. There's no such thing as voter fraud. George Bush caused the recession. A fetus is not a living person. The media is not biased. President Trump is Putin's puppet. Socialism is superior to capitalism. Mankind has evolved from the apes. There are more than two genders. All religions are the same. Jesus was the first socialist. Affirmative action actually works. President Trump is racist. Hitler was a conservative. Fox News is fake news.....



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Wow, you've got all those conspiracy theories down pat!
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
This one is a classic:
This is not China. Contrary to the sensationalism the media is cranking out, "thousands" are not going to die here.
 

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
This one is a classic:
This is not China. Contrary to the sensationalism the media is cranking out, "thousands" are not going to die here.
If a million die and it gets Trump out - I'm good with it - DBLACK

Wait, this is supposed to be an April Fools thread - sorry....
 

dblack

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This China virus is no worse than the flu.

This is all a Democrat hoax.

Let's all pack our churches on Easter.

We got this under control.

Those 15 cases will be down to zero in a few days, we've done a great job.

Anyone who wants a test can get a test. Those tests are beautiful. They're perfect, like the transcript.
This one is a classic:
This is not China. Contrary to the sensationalism the media is cranking out, "thousands" are not going to die here.
If a million die and it gets Trump out - I'm good with it - DBLACK
I actually didn't say that. The JGalt quote, on the other hand, is legit. I wonder if he'll own up to it.

Of course not. Trumpsters don't do accountability.!
 
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