Seriously!? We're WAY past April Fools Day!! You see this is why Jesus hasn't come back ya'all. He can't put up with the madness and although I'd wish He'd come, I also don't blame Him one bit. 

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I knew I was a penguin from the moment of birth. So why didn't they inject me with penguin DNA and sew my thighs together?