Considering the drooling retards that prestigious universities produce in copious numbers, I've never been so glad I never went to college; I didn't just dodge a bullet, I dodged an intellectual anti-matter bomb.
Here's an example of how brain-addled university students are: some years ago one of the reality TV shows (I think it was either Penn/Teller's Bullshit! Or Mythbusters) went to UC Berkeley of all places, with a petition to ban a dangerous substance called "dihydrogen monoxide." And guess what, they got hundreds of signatures from these brain-damaged millenial spoiled morons before a student finally had the brains to realize that "dihydrogen monoxide" equals H2O, water. Only a university student-retard would be ******* STUPID enough to want to ban a compound that is necessary for every species of life on this planet!