Ancient Toilet Unearthed In Jerusalem

[Cellblock2429]

This popped up in my news feed and I found it rather interesting and a really unique topic to post about.

Oldest traces of a dysentery-causing parasite were found in ancient toilets

Scientists have found traces of giardia in two toilets used by wealthy residents of Jerusalem in the 7th and 6th century B.C.

www.sciencenews.org

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I read your first sentence quickly and thought it said pooped.

 

[ChristisKing]

Jesus was perfect, never had to go to the bathroom....

Jesus was a human being and all humans have to go to the bathroom.

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I read your first sentence quickly and thought it said pooped.

Lol surprisingly enough, I originally thought about using that pun.

 

[Vastator]

The Japanese have been known to lose their shit over toilets…

TOTO Museum

Visitor guide for the TOTO Museum in Kitakyushu, a museum about toilets.

www.japan-guide.com

Japanese theme park offering haunted toilet experience

Lagunasia, an amusement park in Aichi Prefecture, is now home to the theme park industry's first haunted toilet, inspired by Hanako-san.

blooloop.com

To which the Koreans replied, "hold my chopsticks"...

 

[ChristisKing]

To which the Koreans replied, "hold my chopsticks"...

Why am I watching this when I need to take a crap?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Jesus was a human being and all humans have to go to the bathroom.



Lol surprisingly enough, I originally thought about using that pun.

What Does the Bible Say About Jesus Being Perfect?

Matthew 5:48 ESV / 8 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful​

You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

So are you saying that God goes to the toilet?

 

[ChristisKing]

What Does the Bible Say About Jesus Being Perfect? So are you saying that God goes to the toilet?

He ate as a human didn't He? He came to earth to become one of us didn't He? Well whatever goes into our bodies must come out so if He ate like the rest of us then He would have to poop it out later on like the rest of us. Going to the bathroom is not a sin, it's a biological fact of life and it's what God made our bodies to do. You can also bet that Jesus had gas sometimes too.



I hope that this won't be a blasphemous joke and Lord forgive me if it is, but can you imagine Jesus having a really bad fart at the last supper and one of the disciples being like "Oh Jesus Christ what did you eat!?" Technically that's saying His name so I think that I can get away with that without using it in vain.

 

[Cellblock2429]

What Does the Bible Say About Jesus Being Perfect? So are you saying that God goes to the toilet?

/——/ Yes, and St Bidet has a special job.

 

[ChristisKing]

Well if Cellblock2429 who is a devout Christian thinks my joke is funny then I know I'm pretty good.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Well if Cellblock2429 who is a devout Christian thinks my joke is funny then I know I'm pretty good.

/——/ I tell Christian jokes all the time. Lutherans are just Catholics who couldn’t handle the Latin.

 

[ChristisKing]

/——/ I tell Christian jokes all the time. Lutherans are just Catholics who couldn’t handle the Latin.

Yeah I just wasn't all that sure if I went too far, but you can't say I said Jesus Christ in vain though because I didn't.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Yeah I just wasn't all that sure if I went too far, but you can't say I said Jesus Christ in vain though because I didn't.

/——/ You’re fine.

 

[ChristisKing]

/——/ You’re fine.

I made up that joke on the spot btw. Just like I made up another Christian joke a few years ago about early road rage back in Jesus' time where everybody still rode donkeys. Then if a donkey bumped into the rider in front of them they would look back at them and say; "watch where you're going you jackass!!!"

 

[ChristisKing]

Anyways, all joking aside Jesus was all human as well as being all God so it's absolutely absurd for somebody to think that He didn't poop, pee, and even pass gas sometimes,.. but I'm sure He said excuse me or whatever they said back then that was considered being polite afterwards.

 

[MartyNYC]

Are Muslims claiming Muhammad used the toilet when he traveled to Jerusalem on his flying donkey?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Anyways, all joking aside Jesus was all human as well as being all God so it's absolutely absurd for somebody to think that He didn't poop, pee, and even pass gas sometimes,.. but I'm sure He said excuse me or whatever they said back then that was considered being polite afterwards.

The guy who can walk on water...passing water? Oh God...

 

[ChristisKing]

The guy who can walk on water...passing water? Oh God...