Anatomy Of A Hoax

[g5000]

g5000 He should have killed a cop rioted a city and stole 50 Tv's... then Harris would have started a bail go fund me for him and he would be a free man today....

Or he should have terrorized election officials all over the country, sacked the Capitol, wounded 140 cops, and killed 5 people.

 

[g5000]

Trump won; buzz off. (Edit: Lady present)

Greg

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Part I

The Pelosi hoax begins with Trump’s 2020 election loss.

Unable to accept the judgement of 81 million Americans, Donald Trump spent two months inciting his more weak-minded supporters into making death threats toward Republican election officials and their wives and children, all around the country, forcing these officials and their families to require police protection. Some were even forced into hiding or relocating to new residences at great expense.

After losing 60 court battles in which Trump’s legal arguments bore no resemblance to the lies he told in public to his followers, Trump finally resorted to summoning thousands of terrorists to the District of Columbia, then aimed them at Congress while he retreated back to the White House, whereupon they sacked the Capitol, wounded 140 men in blue, and five lives were sacrificed on the altar of the Big Lie as he sat idly by watching these events for over three hours.

Donald Trump then…











…blamed Nancy Pelosi.





No, really. Trump blamed his insurrection and his more than three-hour failure to act as people were dying…on House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi. I kid you not.



On October 28, 2022, a mentally ill man acted on Trump’s deflection of blame with the intention of torturing and possibly murdering the person second in the line of succession to the presidency to get a confession out of her.

Without it even occurring to this maniac to Google the House Speaker’s current location, David DePape smashed through the glass of a backyard patio door at the Pelosi home with a hammer, around 2:00 am, and entered the domicile.

The intruder woke Paul Pelosi and asked, “Where’s Nancy? Where’s Nancy?”

Keeping his wits about him, knowing the best way to deal with a wild animal is to be soothing toward it, Mr. Pelosi remained calm and called 911 with the mentally challenged invader’s consent. At one point, DePape even gave his name to the 911 operator.

If you are wondering why DePape was stupid enough to volunteer his name to the 911 operator, remember he is just another Trump worshipper and that hundreds of such people livestreamed and selfied themselves sacking the Capitol and attacking police officers.

Trump followers are not the brightest bulbs, folks.

The police were dispatched and Mr. Pelosi and the hammer-wielding DePape answered the door. Within moments, DePape bashed in Mr. Pelosi’s head, which was caught on a police body cam.

These are the facts.



The hatred of MAGA propagandists obeying Dear Leader’s dictum against Nancy Pelosi became so deranged and twisted, a malicious and libelous sex fantasy was created about her husband, an innocent 82-year-old man. They packaged it to their credulous viewers, and then worked diligently to support their invented “facts” over the next few weeks, forever embedding this fable into the feeble brains of their audience which many of them believe to this day.

Before waiting for any factual information to be made public, here are the fantastic fables MAGA World created out of thin air:

1. The window was broken from the inside.

2. DePape was Pelosi's male prostitute and they had an argument over payment.

3. There were three people in the house.

4. Both men were in their underwear.

5. There is a 13-foot wall surrounding the Pelosi residence which DePape could not have surmounted and therefore had to have been voluntarily admitted by Pelosi. Ergo, male prostitute!



Let’s break these down one by one and have a good laugh while we are at it.

You are going to induce convulsions in the cultists.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

What's the hoax?

JFC

It's like trying to talk to a dried turd.

 

[whitehall]

Pelosi was injured and they arrested the guy. What hoax?

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

You folks can't "teach" anything to anyone, unless it's how to lose an election.

Then move the fuck on. All you're doing here is being a dickhead.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Pelosi was injured and they arrested the guy. What hoax?

Good god

Were not gonna make it

The stupid... it... burns

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Part I

The Pelosi hoax begins with Trump’s 2020 election loss.

Unable to accept the judgement of 81 million Americans, Donald Trump spent two months inciting his more weak-minded supporters into making death threats toward Republican election officials and their wives and children, all around the country, forcing these officials and their families to require police protection. Some were even forced into hiding or relocating to new residences at great expense.

After losing 60 court battles in which Trump’s legal arguments bore no resemblance to the lies he told in public to his followers, Trump finally resorted to summoning thousands of terrorists to the District of Columbia, then aimed them at Congress while he retreated back to the White House, whereupon they sacked the Capitol, wounded 140 men in blue, and five lives were sacrificed on the altar of the Big Lie as he sat idly by watching these events for over three hours.

Donald Trump then…











…blamed Nancy Pelosi.





No, really. Trump blamed his insurrection and his more than three-hour failure to act as people were dying…on House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi. I kid you not.



On October 28, 2022, a mentally ill man acted on Trump’s deflection of blame with the intention of torturing and possibly murdering the person second in the line of succession to the presidency to get a confession out of her.

Without it even occurring to this maniac to Google the House Speaker’s current location, David DePape smashed through the glass of a backyard patio door at the Pelosi home with a hammer, around 2:00 am, and entered the domicile.

The intruder woke Paul Pelosi and asked, “Where’s Nancy? Where’s Nancy?”

Keeping his wits about him, knowing the best way to deal with a wild animal is to be soothing toward it, Mr. Pelosi remained calm and called 911 with the mentally challenged invader’s consent. At one point, DePape even gave his name to the 911 operator.

If you are wondering why DePape was stupid enough to volunteer his name to the 911 operator, remember he is just another Trump worshipper and that hundreds of such people livestreamed and selfied themselves sacking the Capitol and attacking police officers.

Trump followers are not the brightest bulbs, folks.

The police were dispatched and Mr. Pelosi and the hammer-wielding DePape answered the door. Within moments, DePape bashed in Mr. Pelosi’s head, which was caught on a police body cam.

These are the facts.



The hatred of MAGA propagandists obeying Dear Leader’s dictum against Nancy Pelosi became so deranged and twisted, a malicious and libelous sex fantasy was created about her husband, an innocent 82-year-old man. They packaged it to their credulous viewers, and then worked diligently to support their invented “facts” over the next few weeks, forever embedding this fable into the feeble brains of their audience which many of them believe to this day.

Before waiting for any factual information to be made public, here are the fantastic fables MAGA World created out of thin air:

1. The window was broken from the inside.

2. DePape was Pelosi's male prostitute and they had an argument over payment.

3. There were three people in the house.

4. Both men were in their underwear.

5. There is a 13-foot wall surrounding the Pelosi residence which DePape could not have surmounted and therefore had to have been voluntarily admitted by Pelosi. Ergo, male prostitute!



Let’s break these down one by one and have a good laugh while we are at it.

TLDR
TDS

 

[IDIOCRACY]

Read posts 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

Did you poke your eyes out with needles?!?

Are you incapable of understanding anything longer than a tweet? This speaks to the advantage I said lying propagandists have.

I even included pictures for you to make it easier to understand! What more do you want? Are some of the words too big?

I read you're having a difficult time with the election results. You're unable to come to terms with that, so you pulled stupid shit out of your head to try and make yourself feel better.

 

[g5000]

You are going to induce convulsions in the cultists.

I know, but they need to face facts.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I read you're having a difficult time with the election results.

Because you're in a cult and have been brainwashed.

 

[g5000]

Pelosi was injured and they arrested the guy. What hoax?

Read posts 1, 2, 4, 61, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

You aren't pretending there wasn't a hoax about the attack, are you?

Are you? Are you that far gone?

 

[MisterBeale]

You can only be charged for a crime you committed, not one you intended to commit.

Penal Code 664/187

California Code, PEN 664.

CALCRIM No. 600. Attempted Murder (Pen. Code, §§ 21a, 663, 664)

Justia - California Criminal Jury Instructions (CALCRIM) (2024) 600. Attempted Murder (Pen. Code, §§ 21a, 663, 664) - Free Legal Information - Laws, Blogs, Legal Services and More

www.justia.com

 

[g5000]

TLDR

As I said, this is exactly what your lying propagandists depend on. They've dumbed you down to the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

They have taken control of your mind and you let them.

Sad.

Very, very sad.

 

[MisterBeale]

I have to admit I didn't bother reading the long winded OP manifesto.

Agreed. Who wants to read a bunch of gaslighting shit that long?

 

[g5000]

I read you're having a difficult time with the election results. You're unable to come to terms with that, so you pulled stupid shit out of your head to try and make yourself feel better.

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Your poor things. You all brought a basket of red herrings to a gunfight.

 

[g5000]

Agreed. Who wants to read a bunch of gaslighting shit that long?

 

[luiza]

100% HOAX
All you have to do is read the Miles Mathis paper on this .
He destroys the establihment narrative in so many places that you lose count .
Here is his opeing pre-amble which itself tells you are dealing with a False flag event .
What comes after is remarkable.
Published October 28 , 2022

I looked up the alleged attacker, David Depape, above. He has only three photos on the internet, including the one above, and they are all from a 2013 CIA event. He is listed at Instantcheckmate, but his profile has been scrubbed, meaning the CIA got there first in preparation for this current event. There are no relatives listed, because they don't want people like me linking him to top families or to the CIA.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

As I said, this is exactly what your lying propagandists depend on. They've dumbed you down to the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

They have taken control of your mind and you let them.

Sad.

Very, very sad.

This from the cultist who still believes Trump dove at the steering wheel.

 

[JGalt]

And here you see the bizarre phenomenon I spoke of. The fragility of ego which leads to the steadfastness of a delusion in the face of all evidence to the contrary.

So sad.

So very sad.

I'm "fragile"? Dude, you really are deranged, aren't you?

Paul Pelosi's hammering was the result of gay sex going bad. But I like to think it was the "Trump Curse."

Maybe she shouldn't have torn up that SOTU address like she did.