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Dear President Obama,
Im reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while youre on vacation, but Im sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Marthas Vineyard probably caught you up to speed (that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the floor when you heard the news: A rodeo clown in Missouri poked fun at you. Yeah, I know, almost impossible to believe. The gall! The gumption! The racism! Dont worry, the entire country erupted in outrage, Democrats and Republicans issued statements of condemnation, and now the offending clown has been banned for life from the Missouri State Fair. There will likely be action taken against the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association, and I do hope justice is visited upon them swiftly. I think were all a little sick of the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association causing trouble. Its something new every week with those freakin guys.
But all of this is of no consolation. The fact is, a rodeo clown in Missouri made fun of you. Nothing can ever ease the pain he has caused. This sort of crass lampooning of public officials has never happened at a rodeo until now, and I know that because a bunch of people who have never been within 150 miles of a rodeo said so. And then worse still the crowd erupted in applause at the spectacle of a guy in an Obama mask being chased by a rampaging bull. Racists, the lot of em! I mean, Bush never got this sort of treatment. Nobody ever mocked or satirized him. No crude jokes were told about him. Nobody ever wished violence or death upon him. Ever. You know why? Because hes white. White presidents always get treated nicely, especially white Republicans. Just ask Lincoln. The whole country agreed for over two centuries that we dont ever insult presidents, then you get into office and all of a sudden every day is Pick on the President Day. Outrageous!
Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of heaven here on earth for his followers. The answers were repeated over and over in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a heaven here on earth. For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Baracks vision of America would be realized.
"We have an amazing story to tell," she said. "This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light."
-- Michelle Obama
"Obama is, of course, greater than Jesus."
-- Politiken (Danish newspaper)
"No one saw him coming, and Christians believe God comes at us from strange angles and places we don't expect, like Jesus being born in a manger."
--Lawrence Carter
"Many even see in Obama a messiah-like figure, a great soul, and some affectionately call him Mahatma Obama."
-- Dinesh Sharma
"We just like to say his name. We are considering taking it as a mantra."
-- Chicago] Sun-Times
"A Lightworker -- An Attuned Being with Powerful Luminosity and High-Vibration Integrity who will actually help usher in a New Way of Being"
-- Mark Morford
"What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history"
-- Jesse Jackson, Jr.
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
-- Barack Obama
"Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?"
-- Daily Kos
"He communicates God-like energy..."
-- Steve Davis (Charleston, SC)
"Not just an ordinary human being but indeed an Advanced Soul"
-- Commentator @ Chicago Sun Times
"I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."
-- Halle Berry
"A quantum leap in American consciousness"
-- Deepak Chopra
"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century."
-- Gary Hart
"Barack Obama is our collective representation of our purest hopes, our highest visions and our deepest knowings . . . He's our product out of the all-knowing quantum field of intelligence."
-- Eve Konstantine
"This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament." | "I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event."
-- Chris Matthews
"[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time."
-- Toni Morrison
"Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh . . . Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves."
-- Ezra Klein
"Obama has the capacity to summon heroic forces from the spiritual depths of ordinary citizens and to unleash therefrom a symphonic chorus of unique creative acts whose common purpose is to tame the soul and alleviate the great challenges facing mankind."
-- Gerald Campbell
"We're here to evolve to a higher plane . . . he is an evolved leader . . . [he] has an ear for eloquence and a Tongue dipped in the Unvarnished Truth."
-- Oprah Winfrey
“I would characterize the Senate race as being a race where Obama was, let’s say, blessed and highly favored. That’s not routine. There’s something else going on. I think that Obama, his election to the Senate, was divinely ordered. . . . I know that that was God’s plan."
-- Bill Rush
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So what do you think of the baby president who cries wa wa all the way home?
What a pussy he is. There have been masks of every President of late. But we need to revere the Messiah and keep him sacred.
He's like the thin skinned Muslims, isn't he?
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So what do you think of the baby president who cries wa wa all the way home?
What a pussy he is. There have been masks of every President of late. But we need to revere the Messiah and keep him sacred.
He's like the thin skinned Muslims, isn't he?
or white republicans...
More right winged bathroom humor going on.
So what do you think of the baby president who cries wa wa all the way home?
What a pussy he is. There have been masks of every President of late. But we need to revere the Messiah and keep him sacred.
He's like the thin skinned Muslims, isn't he?
or white republicans...
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all.
or white republicans...
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all.
it makes perfect sense.
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all.
it makes perfect sense.
Fair enough, I'll fix it.
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all to anyone with a brain, in other words, anyone but a liberal.
Avoid reality? You mean like by going on vacation to Martha's Vineyard, and having a hugely expensive military aircraft bring you your dog?it makes perfect sense.
Fair enough, I'll fix it.
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all to anyone with a brain, in other words, anyone but a liberal.
lol.....go whine about vacations pussy.
I love how cons avoid reality.
For everyone that is outraged by people mocking the President of the United States.
Dear President Obama,
Im reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while youre on vacation, but Im sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Marthas Vineyard probably caught you up to speed (that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the floor when you heard the news: A rodeo clown in Missouri poked fun at you. Yeah, I know, almost impossible to believe. The gall! The gumption! The racism! Dont worry, the entire country erupted in outrage, Democrats and Republicans issued statements of condemnation, and now the offending clown has been banned for life from the Missouri State Fair. There will likely be action taken against the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association, and I do hope justice is visited upon them swiftly. I think were all a little sick of the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association causing trouble. Its something new every week with those freakin guys.
But all of this is of no consolation. The fact is, a rodeo clown in Missouri made fun of you. Nothing can ever ease the pain he has caused. This sort of crass lampooning of public officials has never happened at a rodeo until now, and I know that because a bunch of people who have never been within 150 miles of a rodeo said so. And then worse still the crowd erupted in applause at the spectacle of a guy in an Obama mask being chased by a rampaging bull. Racists, the lot of em! I mean, Bush never got this sort of treatment. Nobody ever mocked or satirized him. No crude jokes were told about him. Nobody ever wished violence or death upon him. Ever. You know why? Because hes white. White presidents always get treated nicely, especially white Republicans. Just ask Lincoln. The whole country agreed for over two centuries that we dont ever insult presidents, then you get into office and all of a sudden every day is Pick on the President Day. Outrageous!
An apology letter to Mr. Obama | The Matt Walsh Blog
More right winged bathroom humor going on.
Avoid reality? You mean like by going on vacation to Martha's Vineyard, and having a hugely expensive military aircraft bring you your dog?Fair enough, I'll fix it.
I always like liberal zingers that make you feel good and smug and make no sense at all to anyone with a brain, in other words, anyone but a liberal.
lol.....go whine about vacations pussy.
I love how cons avoid reality.
Avoid reality? You mean like by going on vacation to Martha's Vineyard, and having a hugely expensive military aircraft bring you your dog?lol.....go whine about vacations pussy.
I love how cons avoid reality.
tissue?
Don't need one. But you Obama bootlickers do when you're crying about what a damn clown does.Avoid reality? You mean like by going on vacation to Martha's Vineyard, and having a hugely expensive military aircraft bring you your dog?lol.....go whine about vacations pussy.
I love how cons avoid reality.
tissue?
