Satan is heavily employed by all of the world's homosexuals, no vacancies exist over here with the Bass for any job as far as Satan is concerned. The devil gets a bonus check everytime a sodomite shags another sodomite up the anus, fag supporters like yourself should stop recruiting for Satan.
Oh yes I forgot. The first 2 books of the New Testament are dedicated to the eradication of homosexuality. More than 70% of the Epistles are focused on de-gayification, and not including the Gospels of Mary, Thomas, and Judas, it is recorded Jesus preached on the issue of homosexuality on 457 separate occasions.
Damn. How much would you like it if any of that were true?
(btw, bearing false witness about Sodom and Gomorrah doesn't help anything. Gen 19 doesn't say anything about homosexuality.
In fact, sex itself is never even mentioned in the narrative about Lot)