I wanna see that old fucker stroke out on national TV. I want a good one too...where he exclaims something unintelligible..."Roger 'haha' cat walks see bees climb in blue dog"
Then slowly ambles away from the lectern, turns to face the camera...pisses down both legs...epic hemisphere face drop...teeter..."SMACK!" face first right onto the dais.
Usher in Queen Kamala, the whore of Babylon!
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
-Charlotte Bronte
Jesus need to Ctrl-Alt-Delete this MFer.
Let's hope so.