Alright Ladies, Has This Ever Been An Issue For You?

[Resnic]

Morning wood is a challenge so you learn to stand back from the bowl and sort of arch it in while slowly moving closer as things subside.

Just step in the shower and let it rip.

 

[Ralph Norton]

Any 13 year old boy dancing naked in front of a mirror could point out how wrong you are.

Is this something you did often?

 

[WinterBorn]

I will take a piss almost anywhere. But if I have to shit, I want to be home. And I will hold it accordingly.

 

[braalian]

a dick is only handy when ya need to pee in the woods

Mmm, I can think of a few other times it came in handy

 

[braalian]

There's a male thing I've heard more and more lately about males refusing to wipe at all because they think it makes them go gay.

Yes, we get it already. You hate men.

 

[ChristisKing]

I will take a piss almost anywhere. But if I have to shit, I want to be home. And I will hold it accordingly.

Even if you're at a place with restrooms?

 

[WinterBorn]

Even if you're at a place with restrooms?

Yes. If I am shitting in a public toilet, it means home is too far away.

 

[ChristisKing]

Yes. If I am shitting in a public toilet, it means home is too far away.

Oh and you're a homebody?

 

[WinterBorn]

Oh and you're a homebody?

Eh, I am retired.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yes. If I am shitting in a public toilet, it means home is too far away.

Eh, I am retired.

I got over any hang up I might have had about taking a dump in a public toilet from my time in the Navy. If the bathroom is at least moderately clean, I have no problems dropping the kids off at the pool.

Although......................when I was in the Middle East, I always tried to know where the Western hotels were. Middle Eastern toilets are nothing more than 2 flat places on either side of a porcelain hole, and instead of toilet paper, there's a hose hanging down for you to wash your hand with. If you're in a Middle Eastern country, make sure you know where the Western hotels are, as they seemed to be the only places with toilets and paper.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm talking about real women btw, not women with male genitalia. (Not sure if I can say the actual word in the OP.) For me back in my Girl Scout days when I had to pee in the woods and it was really an emergency, I would just not worry about wiping for that time. My issue came when I needed to poop. Obviously I would hold that in though until there was an outhouse available. I guess men don't care either though since it doesn't seem to mention them.

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I can't believe you are so gross, fecal matter is a private matter Missy.