Along The N.Korean Border.Anyone Want To Guess What The Welcome Signs Read For Tourists?

[Rexx Taylor]

Now obviously, this thread is just for fun and laughs. But lets say we are all tourists,,all excited to see N. Korea, especially the restaurants/Scenic Tours,,etc.
Ok,,,now, taking in all that we know about N.Korea, what can we expect to see on all of those Entrance/Exit signs?
"Welcome To North Korea",,Please Stop By Kim's Condo for your welcome basket of fruit?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

heres a good one,,,"Welcome To North Korea"...please visit our historic torture chamber. Exit 666

 

[Tank]

Welcome to North Korea Mr Obama

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to North Korea, we are still a 3rd world nation. Please Poop On The Sidewalks

 

[Freewill]

Welcome to the 19th century

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to the 19th century

Welcome To North Korea. Bring Your Own Water, Batteries, Food, and Toilet Paper

 

[flacaltenn]

Welcome to North Korea. If you're selling Bibles or taking pictures, call your Mommy. Tell her you're coming home in a coma.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to the 19th century

Welcome To North Korea, Please Do Not Take Any Corpses As Souveniers, Just Leave Them Where They Be.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to the 19th century

Welcome To Hell