Againsheila
Gold Member
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
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>
> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
> spontaneous staff
> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
> (This is one pretty
> sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
> understood the benefits of
> having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
> meeting was to have a
> quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
>
>
> The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
> originally written for other
> products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
> variation s were
> acceptable.
>
>
> About 7 minutes later, they turned in the ir suggestions
> and created a Top 10
> List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
> the week went very well
> for everyone! The top 10 were:
>
>
> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>
>
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>
>
> 8. Viagra, like a rock !
>
>
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
> overnight.
>
>
> 6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
>
> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
>
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>
>
> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>
>
> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>
>
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
>
>
> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
>
>
>
> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
> spontaneous staff
> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
> (This is one pretty
> sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
> understood the benefits of
> having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
> meeting was to have a
> quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
>
>
> The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
> originally written for other
> products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
> variation s were
> acceptable.
>
>
> About 7 minutes later, they turned in the ir suggestions
> and created a Top 10
> List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
> the week went very well
> for everyone! The top 10 were:
>
>
> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>
>
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>
>
> 8. Viagra, like a rock !
>
>
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
> overnight.
>
>
> 6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
>
> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
>
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>
>
> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>
>
> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>
>
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
>
>
> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
>
