A piece of an actual conversation I had with four friends last night...
Friend #1: Would you rather be locked in a room with Mike Tyson or Jeffrey Dahmer?
Friend #2: Well, Jeffrey Dahmer is pretty skinny, I could probably take him.
Friend #3: At least Dahmer'd kill you before he started eating you.
Me: Well, since Dahmer's been dead for four years, I'd probably rather be locked in a room with Tyson than a rotting corpse.
And we're all a year or less away from graduating college. Say a prayer for the youth of america!
Friend #1: Would you rather be locked in a room with Mike Tyson or Jeffrey Dahmer?
Friend #2: Well, Jeffrey Dahmer is pretty skinny, I could probably take him.
Friend #3: At least Dahmer'd kill you before he started eating you.
Me: Well, since Dahmer's been dead for four years, I'd probably rather be locked in a room with Tyson than a rotting corpse.
And we're all a year or less away from graduating college. Say a prayer for the youth of america!