ACtor's Cancer Caused by Oral Sex

[JimBowie1958]

Wow, real surprise there. Whoda thunk it?

Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Oral Sex, Not Smoking Or Drinking

 

[TheOldSchool]

Oral sex is one of life's great joys Jim. Now THAT is what's not a surprise.

 

[Mr. H.]

Cancer is survivable. Rancid ***** ain't.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Cancer is survivable. Rancid ***** ain't.

Say NO to rancid *****!!! That thing's got to be squeaky clean.

 

[Gracie]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

 

[Mr. H.]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

Yes ma'am, that is a tad prudish.
And still, I must admit...
my tongue has swung the bung.

 

[Mr. H.]

The glory hole
is for the pole

where the beauty lies
between the thighs

 

[TheOldSchool]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

Yes ma'am, that is a tad prudish.
And still, I must admit...
my tongue has swung the bung.

The tongue can do far more than work food through your mouth

 

[Mr. H.]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

Yes ma'am, that is a tad prudish.
And still, I must admit...
my tongue has swung the bung.

The tongue can do far more than work food through your mouth

... with much more reciprocal benefit.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Oral sex is one of life's great joys Jim. Now THAT is what's not a surprise.

lol, I am well aware of that, and it is a means of persuading the gals if your ugly as I am.

 

[Mr. H.]

Some gals dig it, some don't.
Same for guys.

It's a fickle world in which we live.

 

[syrenn]

Cancer is survivable. Rancid ***** ain't.

neither is rancid dick.

 

[syrenn]

And this is why both male and female hpv free teens should be vaccinated!!!!

 

[Politico]

Man I always suspected that taint was toxic.

I swear the Huffingslack Post is the most un-navigable browser locking shit site out there.

 

[Gracie]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

Yes ma'am, that is a tad prudish.
And still, I must admit...
my tongue has swung the bung.

 

[ScienceRocks]

Wow, real surprise there. Whoda thunk it?

Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Oral Sex, Not Smoking Or Drinking

You can get cancer from anything.

 

[Noomi]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

Strange how many people just don't get that!

 

[Noomi]

I just find it frightening that Zeta Jones has actually had old man Douglas playing tongue twister between her nether regions...

Scary thought.

 

[editec]

Life is fatal.

Plan accordingly.

 

[Sallow]

I know I will sound like a prude...and maybe I am...but that part of the body is for another part for procreation by a penis...and not far from that wonderous place where life begins, is where the exit shoot is for what the body needs to remove. Having a face and tongue buried in there or close to the vicinity of the dumping grounds is begging for someone to get something they don't want. Like cancer of the throat, mouth and tongue.

Same goes for blow jobs. It was not made for a mouth and sperm was not made for the stomach.

There's nothing about being "made".

Biologically, humans are basically finished around 40.

Living passed that age, is pretty much past the warranty.