A Tale of Two Wars by Donald J Trump

[CrusaderFrank]

Iran's nuclear capabilities have been completely obliterated, Iran's nuclear capabilities must be turned over to the USA, the Strait is Open, the Strait is closed, Iran's Army, Navy, and Air Force have been completely obliterated, Iran must stand down if there is to be Peace, we won the War, the ceasefire will continue for another 60 days, the Strait is closed, we opened the Strait, the Peace deal is acceptable, Bibi said forget it

Apologizes to Charles Dickens

 

[kyzr]

The US blockade means Iran gets no oil revenue and its oil wells lose capacity. Tick-tock...
Patience little grasshopper...

 

[luiza]

Was the reference to Charles Dickens about his
Tale of two Shittys ?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The US blockade means Iran gets no oil revenue and its oil wells lose capacity. Tick-tock...
Patience little grasshopper...

I thought the war was over in March little grasshopper?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Was the reference to Charles Dickens about his
Tale of two Shittys ?

Wasn’t it obvious?

 

[JLW]

You can’t believe a friggin word that comes put of Trump’s mouth. This war was a mistake. These idiots who thought we could easily defeat a nation one third the size of the US and a trillion dollar economy will never admit they were wrong. When all is said and done Trump will sign a deal a more favorable to Iran than the JCPOA. They will change the name of the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of Iran when this is all over.

 

[kyzr]

I thought the war was over in March little grasshopper?

The war isn't over until someone surrenders. Stay tuned.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The war isn't over until someone surrenders. Stay tuned.

Trump keeps telling us we won

Is he wrong?

 

[kyzr]

Trump keeps telling us we won
Is he wrong?

We can't lose, so if you look at it that way we won, but its not over until Iran surrenders, or there is a peace deal.