PoliticalChic
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That doesn’t make any sense."Since the H1N1 flu pandemic began in April, millions of people in the United States have been infected, at least 20,000 have been hospitalized and more than 1,000 have died, said Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."
The reason it wasn't much of an emergency is because millions of people got infected and only 1000 have died. The mortality of H1N1 was quite low. Compare that to COVID which has less than a million infections in the US and 30 times more deaths.
Every death is being attributed to coronavirus.
Did you figure out why?
Health
"Skydiving Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus
April 16th, 2020
LAKE ELSINORE, CA—Local man Brett Garfield was tragically killed in a skydiving accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Garfield wasn't tested for coronavirus, but he exhibited many of the symptoms, such as suffering and dying, so he was immediately added to the rapidly growing coronavirus death statistics.
"Brett's 42-year-long life was tragically cut short yesterday, presumably by coronavirus, as he plummetted into the ground at a high rate of speed," said a Riverside County health official. "Darn you, coronavirus! How many more will you take from us? HOW MANY MORE!?!?"
As Garfield's body was scraped off the ground with a giant medical spatula, which is how they take care of these things, a coroner stood by and took notes on his clipboard. "Yep, looks like coronavirus to me. If he'd only socially distanced himself from the ground or worn a mask, he'd have been OK. Add him to the numbers, boys."
"I guess you could say he" -- at this point, he put his sunglass on for dramatic effect -- "didn't understand the gravity of the situation."
The coroner spent the rest of the day ruling the death of a bus crash victim, a man hit by a freight train, and a guy crushed by a vending machine as coronavirus fatalities."
Skydiving Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus
LAKE ELSINORE, CA—Local man Brett Garfield was tragically killed in a skydiving accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Garfield wasn't tested for coronavirus, but he exhibited many of the symptoms, such as suffering and dying, so he was...babylonbee.com
You know you used a Satire Site as actual proof...
Other headlines from the site are:
Cricket In CNN Newsroom Gives Detailed Report On Biden Allegations
The cricket chirped for a full three minutes, representing the full extent of the coverage that viewers would receive over Biden's sexual assault accusations. When he had finished chirping, they moved the cricket back into his cage for the next time they needed a detailed report on a Democratic scandal. The cricket was very busy during the Obama years.
Time Traveler Desperately Explains To Noah Why He Can't Let Those Bats Get On The Ark
Stimulus Delayed As Trump Insists On Personally Delivering Giant Check To Every American
This is embarrassing....
I regularly use the Bee to mock fools like you.
I showed that the numbers of deaths are being manipulated to convince your sort....
....and the Bee to smash the custard pie in your kisser.
The only one who didn't know it was satire is you. Your post proved it....
I made you look like a fool...leave it at that.