A reporter asked Michael Jordan...

[Theowl32]

Reporter: Do you think the Bulls team you played for would beat these Lakers with LeBron?

MJ: YES

Reporter: By how much?

MJ: By two or three points.

Reporter: Why such close games?

MJ: Well, most of us are over 60 now.

 

[rightwinger]

old joke dating back to Ty Cobb

You've got to remember, I'm 73. -Ty Cobb on why he would only hit .300 against today's pitchers.