Haha, you spelled "bloodshed" wrong. Doesn't have a Y.
But pretty damn funny the way it came out. Like "if the American public wishes to extinguish their burning house they should buy more gasoline". Funny stuff.
Uh huh.
That's hilarious in any language.
I live way out in the boonies. If I've got trouble, I have to be prepared as possible to take care of myself. Average time of arrival for cops or ambulance is 22 minutes and I think they shaved time off that.
Besides human monsters we have a few dangerous critters here on the property. I wouldn't care to face off with a crazed coyote with nothing but a handful of cedar tree needles and the vapor that'd be coming from my britches.