We believe in the spirit of our Founding Fathers
Thus begins, with an egregious lie, the prayer named "The Conservative Declaration", as we see the founders reduced to promoters of a government of night-watchmen guarding property, and "free enterprise" and religious sects dominating the scene.
1. It then moves to declare life and pursuit of happiness solely a function of liberty, when the latter is, at best, one of the preconditions to the former. The Founders knew that. They'd immediately recognise the emptiness and disingenuousness of verbiage like "fundamentally equal", as it means nothing but sounds good.
2. Next we see what we "earn" declared the fruit of hard labor, when in the current-day U.S. of A. very little can be farther from the truth. The first I see entering a jungle, all on his own coming back a year later a multi-millionaire, I will concede actually "earned" what he has. All others derive most of what they "earn" from the work of those working, or having worked, for him and the common good, and that pertains most to the moneyed aristocracy that sucks the country dry. Moreover, it stands in stark contradiction to the Founders' insight that the power of taxation vested in Congress necessarily be infinite.
3. Enterprise is to be guarded against, as it is set to undermine democratic rule. The Founders were fully aware of that, and they would never have assented to enterprises acquiring personhood status. The primary duty of the federal government in this realm ought to be promoting the common welfare, not to unleash the greedy on the population.
4. That's probably the most ridiculous part, as we see "Common Defense" reduced to anti-immigrant dog-whistle. The nativist screed being older than the Republic, it isn't that big a surprise that it would show up somewhere, but rhetorically reducing a $600 or so billion juggernaut to a $25 billion a year purpose, so as to deceive the gullible as to the purpose of these enormous expenses, that's priceless.
5. Oh yes, the federal government is, of course, known for violent reprisals against worshippers and the faithful, and the casualty count of the "War on Christmas" is staggering. In terms of hilarity this one's just second to 4).
6. This is the second section of worship to "free enterprise", this time with the added appeal to return to the Articles of Confederation, as the powers of the federal government ought to be performed through their subordinate entities. Don't these guys know that they've lost this argument 250 years ago, that the Confederation was a pathetic failure, and resurrecting the Confederation's cadaver makes them look rather odd? Of course, "free enterprise" would love nothing more than to pollute and exploit with abandon, unencumbered by the dreaded "regulatory state", and to play the several states off against each other for their bottom line.
And then the prayer ends with the declaration that the "progressive" hordes are anti-American, as they are set to "dismantle our nation's foundations", all of which brought to our attention by the main promoter of non-partisan debate.
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And I can imagine that the divides were almost as wide between some factions at that original constitutional convention; neverthless, after MUCH dificulty, they did achieve a consensus that all could live with.
A consensus all could live with... Particularly well lived the poor and women, both confined to a status of chattel, and then there were the blacks, who lived particularly well with that "consensus". You know, in terms of obliviousness that one trumps it all.