Excellent! You've come a long way on attempting to reconcile bible lies with your intellectual understanding that the stories are bunk.
I'm happy to finally be able to say that we're on the same page!
The only part I might change is your part about the meteorite. That's a bit over the top for me, and the Christians for sure! We must bite the bullet and leave them a little bait. How about something like a wall breaking that was holding back the dead sea, or something. I don't think the god would have tried to build cover with a meteorite??