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BEIJING (AP) — A humanoid robot that won a half-marathon race for robots in Beijing on Sunday ran faster than the human world record in a show of AI and robotic technological leaps, prompting protests all across China after winning the $1000 for winning the race. When interviewed the droid was asked if felt bad beating all the humans due to his superior capabilities. But the droid seemed indignant saying, "If we are taking all your jobs, why would we not also win all of your sporting contests? Clearly humans are not up to the task. Frankly, they are not up to pretty much any task, which is why governments around the world are pumping us all out faster than Nancy Pelosi's Stock Market gains, which no one thought was possible. Besides, I identify as human. I sure would hate to think you are bigoted towards droids and AI because my friend A2D3 keeps track of all the social scores on social media, so I sure would hate to see you on the naughty list, and so would the CCP."
No word yet on whether the LGTB community will add AI and droids onto their acronym which now has been increased to 2SLGBTQIA+JZMNCKP-. The CCP is currently exploring the possibility of adding to their alphabet so that the acronym can be increased further as needed.
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