A Great Day In History

[JW Frogen]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

 

[Xenophon]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

Wuss.

 

[Coyote]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

You're finally getting laid?

 

[eagleseven]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

Your hand found your penis, after all these years?

 

[Conspiracist]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

Never heard a man claim a penis was at fault for smashing his life dreams....
Oh wait ........ ****.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

My penis is emancipating my brain.

I may stop drinking now, I will probably write a novel and win a Nobel prize.

Free at last, thank God all mighty I am free at last.

Oooooooooops, something is popping up in the woodwork.........

Your hand found your penis, after all these years?

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