A Democrat's Guide to Moving to Canada

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American Thinker ^ | 10NOV16 | Dennis Evers

November 10, 2016 A Democrat's Guide to Moving to Canada By Dennis Evers If you were one of the registered living or deceased Democratic voters who made a pledge that if Trump wins, you would be heading north of the border to escape the horrendous possibility of fewer taxes, less government intervention, and fewer handouts, this guide’s for you.

A few tips before you head north. First, if you do keep your promise, bundle up; 22 below zero isn’t uncommon in some cities, but the frostbite scars and missing appendages will make you a living testament to your integrity and show all those people in the lower 57 states you are a person of conviction. Summer isn’t that hot, although highs of 113 degrees have been recorded, but the intense humidity helps you sweat and keeps you more comfortable. Also, watch out for the state bird: it is actually a mosquito.

Once you have crossed the highly secure border -- if your paperwork is in order -- great things await you. If you are polygamous, each one of your wives can get welfare, too.

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Fortunately for Canadians it's not possible for any American to simply rent a Uhaul and drive to Regina and decide to live there.
If you are a millionaire + and can actually prove it and you are willing to spent $300K + to buy or start a business it should only take you a year or so to get the paperwork in order.
If you're a fucking deadbeat welfare bum your chances of moving are fucking NIL!
Don't even think about working in Canada illegally.
Can't happen. Every new hire by any Canadian business must by law first be shown to be in Canada legally BEFORE any business will hire you.
You hire an illegal in Canada and get caught your business is literally closed down until you pay the minimum $100K+ fine for each illegal you had working.
 

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One fact you omitted an American can move to Canada, purchase a home, however, gaining citizenship is another issue and the much anticipated free ride doesn't exist. As for taxes, still due in America.
So will they move north or south, no, they like most of their kind are all talkie, talk, talk.
 

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