Adam's Apple
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- Apr 25, 2004
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh.....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!"
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years!
April - The power went out while I was shopping, and I was trapped on the escalator for hours!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Later learned that other swimmers cheated, They used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in a rainstorm. Car got swamped because the top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911. There's no "11" button on my phone.
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh.....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!"
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years!
April - The power went out while I was shopping, and I was trapped on the escalator for hours!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Later learned that other swimmers cheated, They used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in a rainstorm. Car got swamped because the top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911. There's no "11" button on my phone.
What a year!!
