A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead…..

[rightwinger]

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are sent before a Firing Squad

The Brunette is placed before a wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Brunette points and yells EARTHQUAKE!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Redhead is placed before the wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Redhead points and yells TORNADO!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Blonde smiles as she has figured out what the others had done
The Executioner places her before the wall and commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Blonde points and yells FIRE!

 

[Meathead]

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are sent before a Firing Squad

The Brunette is placed before a wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Brunette points and yells EARTHQUAKE!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Redhead is placed before the wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Redhead points and yells TORNADO!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Blonde smiles as she has figured out what the others had done
The Executioner places her before the wall and commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Blonde points and yells FIRE!

Your humor is a bit like your politics.

 

[TNHarley]

A TNHarley, A Meathead and a Rightwinger walk into a bar.
Everyone there immediately beats the shit out of RW because they hate faggots.
The End.

 

[rightwinger]

Your humor is a bit like your politics.

You are kinda slow

Let me explain it to you…..
The Blonde said…..FIRE!

You see, they shoot when they say FIRE
Hope that helps

 

[rightwinger]

A TNHarley, A Meathead and a Rightwinger walk into a bar.
Everyone there immediately beats the shit out of RW because they hate faggots.
The End.

Hey Harley!
Pull my Finger!

 

[Meathead]

You are kinda slow

Let me explain it to you…..
The Blonde said…..FIRE!

You see, they shoot when they say FIRE
Hope that helps

I got it, but like your politics it's pretty dull.

 

[TNHarley]

Hey Harley!
Pull my Finger!

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no ty

 

[Meathead]

A TNHarley, A Meathead and a Rightwinger walk into a bar.
Everyone there immediately beats the shit out of RW because they hate faggots.
The End.

Better, but not very good either.

 

[TNHarley]

Better, but not very good either.

It wasnt meant to be funny. I just wanted to call RW a faggot

 

[Meathead]

It wasnt meant to be funny. I just wanted to call RW a faggot

Why would you need an excuse for observing the obvious?

 

[rightwinger]

It wasnt meant to be funny. I just wanted to call RW a faggot

Hey Harley
Pull my Finger

 

[TNHarley]

Hey Harley
Pull my Finger

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no ty

 

[Meathead]

Hey Harley
Pull my Finger

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This is a classic case of reading between the lines. How gay can you get?

 

[percysunshine]

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are sent before a Firing Squad

The Brunette is placed before a wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Brunette points and yells EARTHQUAKE!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Redhead is placed before the wall and the Executioner commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Redhead points and yells TORNADO!
As everyone looks around, she runs away

The Blonde smiles as she has figured out what the others had done
The Executioner places her before the wall and commands…..Ready! Aim!
The Blonde points and yells FIRE!

Wait...I already saw this joke.

Biden is the Blonde, Hillary is the Brunette, and Trump is the Redhead.

 

[Missourian]

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "Dammit Girl... You are so dumb...


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...You forgot to roll up the windows!!!"

 

[Brick Gold]

Your humor is a bit like your politics.

Stale and boxed?