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Sandy73
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
>Caller: Sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
>Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>
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>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency?
>Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
>cheese sandwich.
>Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table
>and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken bite out of it
>Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of
>it.
>
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>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
>Caller: Hi, is this the police?
>Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
>Caller: I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey?
>I've never cooked one before.
>
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>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency?
>Caller: Fire, I guess.
>Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their
>trucks?
>Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my
>tires and....well....
>do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
>Dispatcher: Help you what?
>Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>
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>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
>Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
>eleven on it.
>Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
>Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
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>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
>Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
>apart.
>Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
>
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>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I
>think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone at North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
>breathing?
> Caller: Running from the police
>Caller: Sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
>Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>
> ***************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency?
>Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
>cheese sandwich.
>Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table
>and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken bite out of it
>Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of
>it.
>
> ****************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
>Caller: Hi, is this the police?
>Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
>Caller: I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey?
>I've never cooked one before.
>
> ***************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency?
>Caller: Fire, I guess.
>Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their
>trucks?
>Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my
>tires and....well....
>do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
>Dispatcher: Help you what?
>Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>
> **************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
>Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
>eleven on it.
>Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
>Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
> ******************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
>Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
>apart.
>Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
>
> **************
>
>Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I
>think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone at North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
>breathing?
> Caller: Running from the police
