2012-You've Been Warned!

[random3434]

Frater 616, Satanism, and the Illuminati | The 2012 Scenario

 

[Trajan]

that's it, I'm packing......

 

[California Girl]

that's it, I'm packing......

Pick me up. I'm coming with!

 

[Trajan]

you bring the chips and dip....

 

[random3434]

This is my favorite part!

The US-based “Church of Satan” was the public face of “an ancient body whose very existence had never before been imagined.” He lists as “influential members” J.P. Morgan, Drs. James McDonald and Rene Hardy, the Kennedy’s (including Jackie), Irving Berlin, Groucho Marx, Elvis Presley, Garner Ted Armstrong, Sammy Davis Jr., Ronald Reagan, Edward Heath, Thomas Plantard de St Claire and the Bushes. He later mentions Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas and Gerald Ford as members.

Puts new meaning to "May the Force be with You"

 

[random3434]

I have my tin foil dress, so I'm ready to go too!

 

[Blagger]

I'll only start to take this threat/d seriously after it's been viewed 666 times. Until then, I'll remain sceptical.

 

[Blagger]

Unholy shit!

My monitor just went to screensaver and I couldn't see my reflection! I hope Norton have got my back!

 

[Trajan]

I have my tin foil dress, so I'm ready to go too!

holy smokes..

CG, you're our out, EZ get on in....

 

[edthecynic]

Frater 616, Satanism, and*the*Illuminati | The 2012 Scenario

This has to be the the most "Illuminating!"

NOTES:
The Order of the Toilet


The Order of the Toilet asks young women (sixteen years and over) who wish to dedicate themselves to the urinary and faecal curriculum of the .t.T. to forward an up to date medical certificate as to sexually transmitted disease and a full frontal naked and autographed photograph of themselves to the Outer Head of the .t.T. together with a five-hundred word essay explaining their understanding of the latrine doctrines.


The Outer Order of the Toilet recognises the following Grade attainments:


3. Princess of the Porcelain

 

[Neser Boha]

What is this stupid shit? I can't believe I spent as much time as I did reading that crap ...

 

[Blagger]

Admit it, edthecynic, you've been waiting for an excuse to post that picture all day.

 

[Madeline]

I'm not buying that the world headquarters of Satanism is located in Australia. Also, if you have this much to say, you cannot call it a "deathbed confession". More'n one paragragh and you ain't close enough to death for it to count.

 

[California Girl]

I have my tin foil dress, so I'm ready to go too!

holy smokes..

CG, you're our out, EZ get on in....

Charming.

That's fine. Jillian and I will take care of ourselves... we don't need no men to save us. We're the Thelma and Louise of USMB.

 

[Blagger]

More like Patty and Selma of USMB...

 

[xotoxi]

I have my tin foil dress, so I'm ready to go too!

I'd like to announce an erection. It's in my pants.

No jizz yet...uh...spoke too soon.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Yes, I would like to warn everyone as well that the movie sucked.