2008 Democratic Convention Opening Day Agenda

Mr. P

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I know someone that slipped this to me out the back door.
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2008 Democratic Convention Opening Day Agenda

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to United Nations
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship
- Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding
- Barney Frank presiding
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally
- Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech - "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"
- French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
9:30 P.M. Unveil plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
- Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. "Why I Hate the Military"
- A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather recceives Truth in Broadcasting award
- Presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down
the World Trade Center Towers"
- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
- Mahmud Ahmadinejad
10:35 P.M. Total civil weapons Ban Proposed
-Hillary Rodham Clinton & Mrs. Brady
10:40 Free Health Care for Everyone Plan Proposed
-Hillary Rodham Clinton
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the internet
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops Are War Criminals"
- A lecture by John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Teddy to drive Hillary home, but instead Ted Kennedy proposes a toast, they both grab an intern and go to their room
 

Annie

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Please tell me your joking. Not just about this schedule, but the general animosity too.
You do not see the general animosity from 'left' to 'right' and back again?
 
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I see it, but I don't like it. I feels so dreadfully artificial. I wanted to see if Mr.P really believes what he's saying
Well, I would have posted in humor but the agenda is soooooooo true it had to go in politics. No?
 

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Pretty scary, it may turn out to be pretty close to that. :fifty:
 

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