"13 Things guys think about their penis"

[Delta4Embassy]

13 Things Guys Think About Their Penis

"1. It's our best friend. We've known our penis our whole life. It's been there for us through thick and thin, and we really bonded during puberty. Most of us would rather lose an arm or a leg before losing our penis."

(I'd rather lose both my legs and my right arm than my penis. ...My left doing all my favourite things.)

other 12 at link.

 

[Muhammed]

I think my penis likes to be stroked. Very vigorously. Until it pukes into a moist dark warm slippery cave

 

[September]

So what goes through a man's mind once he's been forcefully castrated?​

 

[gipper]

So what goes through a man's mind once he's been forcefully castrated?​

Very little.

That is the point.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

So what goes through a man's mind once he's been forcefully castrated?​

"Might as well become a politician."

Not like politicians are allowed to enjoy sex right?

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

I think my penis likes to be stroked. Very vigorously. Until it pukes into a moist dark warm slippery cave

That cave doesn't even have to be alive according to your religion.

 

[Moonglow]

So what goes through a man's mind once he's been forcefully castrated?​

Pork rinds...

 

[waltky]

Spider bites Australian man on penis...

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis
Wed, 27 Apr 2016 - An Australian man took himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis in a portable toilet.

The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten. A spokesperson for St George Hospital confirmed that a 21-year-old man was treated for a redback bite.

The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen. The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea. The BBC spoke to the owners of the property who confirmed that the man had been bitten on the penis as described in media reports.

He was later discharged from hospital in a stable condition. Although there are recorded cases of deaths from redback bites, none have occurred since the development of antivenom in 1956.

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News

 

[gipper]

Spider bites Australian man on penis...

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis
Wed, 27 Apr 2016 - An Australian man took himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis in a portable toilet.

The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten. A spokesperson for St George Hospital confirmed that a 21-year-old man was treated for a redback bite.

The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen. The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea. The BBC spoke to the owners of the property who confirmed that the man had been bitten on the penis as described in media reports.

He was later discharged from hospital in a stable condition. Although there are recorded cases of deaths from redback bites, none have occurred since the development of antivenom in 1956.

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News

Ouch! It swelled up to four times the size....he is now a porn star.