Zone1 100 men versus one Gorilla

[JustAnotherNut]

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[Harry Dresden]

a silver back can bend a 2 inch steel bar.....

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

a silver back can bend a 2 inch steel bar.....

This should never be confused with the Bonnie Blue claim.

Bonnie Blue claims she took on 1,057 Men in Just 12 Hours. Not for fighting though..

That is why it should never be confused.

 

[Harry Dresden]

This should never be confused with the Bonnie Blue claim.

Bonnie Blue claims she took on 1,057 Men in Just 12 Hours. Not for fighting though..

That is why it should never be confused.

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geezus i hope they all used condoms...if not can you imagine what it was like for the last guy?....

 

[Sparker]

That depends on the humans. 100 humans could easily become a brawl that reduces the numbers before they start fighting the gorilla. The survivors would probably have some fighting skill and fitness. Or they might all be internet warriors who can't pick up sticks without sustaining injuries.

 

[initforme]

I'd pay to watch 1 gorilla dispatch 100 willing men.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

Eddy Hall believes that he could do it by himself.

Good luck to him. I think what these guys forget is that the gorilla has nothing to prove. It will bite, rip and pound to defend itself. It's not interested in a bench press contest or trying to find out who can prevail in an arm wrestling contest. It will simply remove the man's head and move on. Oh by the way in the 10 versus one scenario I don't think it's completely unlikely that they would all die.

I said the top 10 heavyweight UFC fighters would handle a silverback with relative (and I mean that word heavily) ease.

While Silverbacks tend to run 400-500 lbs, and while a gorilla may be savage, strong, and primal.. it has no crisp striking and no technique. Remember, it has hips, ankles, legs etc. 10 UFC heavyweights? Tons of elite roundhouses/strikes etc (maybe breaking a rib or jolting it with a knockout), having 8+ 240lb elite fighters shoot (with hip control, which the gorilla would not know how to avoid) and mount it, and then either ground-pound or break its arm/leg with submission holds… I think it would be over in under 2 minutes and the silverback would be either knocked out or simply Incapable of getting up

 

[Harry Dresden]

I said the top 10 heavyweight UFC fighters would handle a silverback with relative (and I mean that word heavily) ease.

While Silverbacks tend to run 400-500 lbs, and while a gorilla may be savage, strong, and primal.. it has no crisp striking and no technique. Remember, it has hips, ankles, legs etc. 10 UFC heavyweights? Tons of elite roundhouses/strikes etc (maybe breaking a rib or jolting it with a knockout), having 8+ 240lb elite fighters shoot (with hip control, which the gorilla would not know how to avoid) and mount it, and then either ground-pound or break its arm/leg with submission holds… I think it would be over in under 2 minutes and the silverback would be either knocked out or simply Incapable of getting up

an enraged silver back just might prove you wrong....remember they can bend a 2 inch steel bar....

 

[rightwinger]

I said the top 10 heavyweight UFC fighters would handle a silverback with relative (and I mean that word heavily) ease.

While Silverbacks tend to run 400-500 lbs, and while a gorilla may be savage, strong, and primal.. it has no crisp striking and no technique. Remember, it has hips, ankles, legs etc. 10 UFC heavyweights? Tons of elite roundhouses/strikes etc (maybe breaking a rib or jolting it with a knockout), having 8+ 240lb elite fighters shoot (with hip control, which the gorilla would not know how to avoid) and mount it, and then either ground-pound or break its arm/leg with submission holds… I think it would be over in under 2 minutes and the silverback would be either knocked out or simply Incapable of getting up

You assume a Gorilla on the defensive
If it chooses to attack your fighters, they would turn tail and run

 

[Harry Dresden]

You assume a Gorilla on the defensive
If it chooses to attack your fighters, they would turn tail and run

and apparently he thinks a 250 pound guy hitting a 500 pound silver back is going to make it hurt.....

 

[Mr. Friscus]

You assume a Gorilla on the defensive
If it chooses to attack your fighters, they would turn tail and run

Well, obviously.

The question is, which would win in a fight. This assumes the 2 sides would combat one another.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

an enraged silver back just might prove you wrong....remember they can bend a 2 inch steel bar....

Even if it got one, you’d have 9 elite strikers pounding its thighs, shins, and ribs with roundhouses. It soon wouldn’t be able to walk or breathe well

 

[rightwinger]

Even if it got one, you’d have 9 elite strikers pounding its thighs, shins, and ribs with roundhouses. It soon wouldn’t be able to walk or breathe well

A gorilla has thick hair and massive muscles
It would laugh at the little men who think they can hurt him

 

[August West]

All to a point.
Logic has to go out the window here.
Obviously this fight will never happen.
1) No 100 men are going to get into an inescapable arena with a Gorilla.
2) The Gorilla would run. A part of any animal is the survival tactic - "avoid fighting". They don't have hospitals to go to. The fight would not happen because it would run.

But let's say it has no where to go, and has no choice but to fight.
The next problem is - as said above - what 25 or so men are going to volunteer to be the first 25 that charge it?? They are all likely going to either die, or severely wounded.
"Don't fight" is -ALSO - a powerful survival instinct in humans. Every man in the arena is aware that if they are among the first - they are screwed.

So - in reality, what would happen is the Gorilla would run to one side of the arena, and the men would go to the other side. And they would stare at each other.

I was a seasonal zoo employee for 15 years and what you say is true. They`re non violent animals, although they`ve been known to throw broccoli and heads of lettuce at visitors who they don`t like. It`s rare, but it happens and some of our visitors deserved it. On rare occasions they`ll throw feces at a visitor.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Even if it got one, you’d have 9 elite strikers pounding its thighs, shins, and ribs with roundhouses. It soon wouldn’t be able to walk or breathe well

your problem is you dont realize how strong a full grown male silver back is....10 guys would not last to long....

 

[Mr. Friscus]

your problem is you dont realize how strong a full grown male silver back is....10 guys would not last to long....

Dude pure strength doesn’t mean as much as you think in a fight. And again, it’s not going to know how to strike effectively, it’s not going to be deceptive in its attacks, and it won’t know how to defend itself from attacks.

It has shins, knees, and ribs that can be broken, it has hips that can be controlled, it has a brain/head that can be rattled, punched, kicked, elbowed, and knee’d.

You’d have a point if it were 1 vs 3 top UFC Heavyweights. But 10? The silverback would be out in 2 minutes.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

A gorilla has thick hair and massive muscles
It would laugh at the little men who think they can hurt him

You can fantasize about whatever weird beastiality sh*t you’re into, I’ll just stay on the topic of fighting

 

[Harry Dresden]

Dude pure strength doesn’t mean as much as you think in a fight. And again, it’s not going to know how to strike effectively, it’s not going to be deceptive in its attacks, and it won’t know how to defend itself from attacks.

It has shins, knees, and ribs that can be broken, it has hips that can be controlled, it has a brain/head that can be rattled, punched, kicked, elbowed, and knee’d.

You’d have a point if it were 1 vs 3 top UFC Heavyweights. But 10? The silverback would be out in 2 minutes.

since you said all the humans are in fight mode than the gorilla is also in fight mode.....500 hundred pounds of pure fury descending on those guys...yea i think the 2 minutes would be for your broken up humans...

 

[Mr. Friscus]

since you said all the humans are in fight mode than the gorilla is also in fight mode.....500 hundred pounds of pure fury descending on those guys...yea i think the 2 minutes would be for your broken up humans...

If you want to talk weight, 2,000 to 2,500 lbs of trained dangerous fighters vs an untrained 500 lb gorilla?