10 vital inventions made in Russia

[westwall]

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Actually it was the Vikings...

 

[Otis Mayfield]

1. Vodka.

2. Drunks fighting on dashcam videos.

2. AK-47's.

4. The Slavic Squat.

5. Gangsters in movies like "John Wick".

6. Airliners that go "Kaboom."

7. Stealing American technology

8. Marxism (Yeah I know Karl Marx was German, but you guys and girls didn't know he was actually kidding.)

9. Those goofy nesting dolls that have one inside another, until you open the last one and find nothing but air.

10. Pussy Riot.

11. Lee Harvey Oswald.

12. Yakov Smirnov.

13. FPS Russia. (If you don't know, look him up on Youtube,)

14. 250 medals for getting a blister on your foot during WW2.

Adidas track suits

 

[JGalt]

Adidas track suits

That's bonus points!! An Adidas track suit and the Slavik squat.

All he needs to be a bona fide Russian is some Hip Hop bling and a gold-plated AK-47.

 

[westwall]

1) Electric car
in 1899 by Ippolite Romanov
2) Electic engine
in 1834 by Boris Yakobi
3) Monorail
in 1820 by Ivan Elmanov
4) colored photo
got patent in 1905, Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky
5) bicycle
1810 Efim Artamonov
6) parachute
1911 Gleb Kotelnikov
7) automatic gun
1916 V. Fedorov
8) anesthesia
1847 by Nikolay Pirogov
9) radio
1895 Alexander Popov
10) nuclear power plant
1954

The first practical electric car was made by Thomas Parker, a Brit, back in 1884. He also electrified the London Underground. So you are wrong there. The first practical electric motorized vehicle, period, was built by a Vermont US based inventor named Thomas Davenport in 1834-35 who built the motor, the battery, and adapted it to a small locomotive, so you are wrong there. It is worth noting that two other inventors may have developed an electric car as well, they are the Dutchman Sibrandus Stratingh (1830's), and the Scotsman Robert Anderson around 1832 to 1839. Davenport is the first with absolute evidence however.

Elmanov did indeed invent the monorail, but he placed the wheels on the rail, not the carriage, thus it was impractical. Henry Palmer in the UK developed the useful monorail in 1821.

The first color photo's began in 1894 with the Joly method. There were color plates available as early as 1861, but they were expensive, and limited in the colors available. So, you are wrong again.

The first true bicycle was invented by two Frenchmen, Ernest Michaux and Pierre Lallement, in 1861 and was called a "velocipede". It had no brakes so was a tad dangerous. So, you are wrong again.

The parachute was first postulated by Leonardo Da Vinci, but it was André-Jacques Garnerin who first made a parachute and jumped from a balloon 3,200 feet over Paris way the hell back in 1797!

As far as automatic guns go, Hiram Maxim developed his machinegun in 1884, the Mexican inventor Mondragon invented his self loading rifles in 1908, but there were others that had already been developed by then, and John Browning converted a Winchester Model 1873 lever action rifle into a gas operated automatic rifle in 1890. Basically, if you want self loading or automatic firearms, you look the the Americas. So, you are wrong again.

Anasthesia goes back to 4,000 BCE with opium being used. The first actual operation using ether was done by two Americans on October 16, 1846 (“Ether Day”). William T. G. Morton and surgeon John Collins Warren at MAss General Hospital. So, you are wrong again.

Mahlon Loomis, an American dentist, demonstrated "wireless telegraphy" using the theories of Maxwell and Hertz, he was able to make a meter connected to one kite cause another one to move, marking the first known instance of wireless aerial communication. That was in 1866, so, you are wrong again.

The first self sustaining chain reaction was begun in a reactor designed and built by Enrico Fermi in 1942. It remained in operation until 1953. The first highpower reactor was built at Hanford. It produced over 100 megawatts, and was built in 1945. Hell, Norway had a nuclear power plant in 1951. So, yet again, you are wrong.

You read too much propaganda dude.

 

[Old Rocks]

Let's not forget Chernobyl and Gulags

That is true. Now let's not forget slavery, Sand Creek, and stealing the whole southwest and California from Mexico.

 

[fncceo]

"The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own."

'The Mikado' act 1 (1885)

 

[Concerned American]

That is true. Now let's not forget slavery, Sand Creek, and stealing the whole southwest and California from Mexico.

The state of California was acquired by the United States as part of the Mexican Cession – the land ceded by Mexico to the US in 1848, at the end of the Mexican-American War. The treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo ended the war, and gave territory to the US. In return, the US agreed to pay $15 million in compensation for damages. The US also acquired a large portion of NM and AZ when they paid Mexico another 10 million dollars as part of the Gadsden Purchase. That was a PURCHASE, not unlike when you bought your last car--Maybe the dealership should come after you for more money because you paid too little, moron.
BTW, Comrade Vlad, we aren't returning Alaska to your commie buddies either.
As for slavery, compensation has been made in spades, get over it. Sand Creek--LMAO, how far up your ass did you reach for that one. There are winners and losers in all conflicts. The US has taken their knocks as well as anyone else. Do you think the Crow owe the US for killing all of those soldiers and livestock at the Little Big Horn? Of course not. Try again you brainless twit.

 

[ESay]

The first practical electric car was made by Thomas Parker, a Brit, back in 1884. He also electrified the London Underground. So you are wrong there. The first practical electric motorized vehicle, period, was built by a Vermont US based inventor named Thomas Davenport in 1834-35 who built the motor, the battery, and adapted it to a small locomotive, so you are wrong there. It is worth noting that two other inventors may have developed an electric car as well, they are the Dutchman Sibrandus Stratingh (1830's), and the Scotsman Robert Anderson around 1832 to 1839. Davenport is the first with absolute evidence however.

Elmanov did indeed invent the monorail, but he placed the wheels on the rail, not the carriage, thus it was impractical. Henry Palmer in the UK developed the useful monorail in 1821.

The first color photo's began in 1894 with the Joly method. There were color plates available as early as 1861, but they were expensive, and limited in the colors available. So, you are wrong again.

The first true bicycle was invented by two Frenchmen, Ernest Michaux and Pierre Lallement, in 1861 and was called a "velocipede". It had no brakes so was a tad dangerous. So, you are wrong again.

The parachute was first postulated by Leonardo Da Vinci, but it was André-Jacques Garnerin who first made a parachute and jumped from a balloon 3,200 feet over Paris way the hell back in 1797!

As far as automatic guns go, Hiram Maxim developed his machinegun in 1884, the Mexican inventor Mondragon invented his self loading rifles in 1908, but there were others that had already been developed by then, and John Browning converted a Winchester Model 1873 lever action rifle into a gas operated automatic rifle in 1890. Basically, if you want self loading or automatic firearms, you look the the Americas. So, you are wrong again.

Anasthesia goes back to 4,000 BCE with opium being used. The first actual operation using ether was done by two Americans on October 16, 1846 (“Ether Day”). William T. G. Morton and surgeon John Collins Warren at MAss General Hospital. So, you are wrong again.

Mahlon Loomis, an American dentist, demonstrated "wireless telegraphy" using the theories of Maxwell and Hertz, he was able to make a meter connected to one kite cause another one to move, marking the first known instance of wireless aerial communication. That was in 1866, so, you are wrong again.

The first self sustaining chain reaction was begun in a reactor designed and built by Enrico Fermi in 1942. It remained in operation until 1953. The first highpower reactor was built at Hanford. It produced over 100 megawatts, and was built in 1945. Hell, Norway had a nuclear power plant in 1951. So, yet again, you are wrong.

You read too much propaganda dude.

Everyone knows that all these events were made up by American propaganda and didn't actually happen. As well as the NASA Moon program is a fake and all their Moon missions were filmed in Hollywood.

 

[Concerned American]

Boris and Natasha would never fuck each other over. I don't think they've even bumped nasties.

Probably not, Boris' nose was just about the same elevation as Natasha's nasty.

 

[Concerned American]

Everyone knows that all these events were made up by American propaganda and didn't actually happen. As well as the NASA Moon program is a fake and all their Moon missions were filmed in Hollywood.

So was the Manhattan project and those two phony explosions in Nagasaki and Hiroshima in August of 1945 eh?

 

[ESay]

So was the Manhattan project and those two phony explosions in Nagasaki and Hiroshima in August of 1945 eh?

No, these events actually happened. Stolen technologies.

 

[Concerned American]

No, these events actually happened. Stolen technologies.

In your dreams comrade.

 

[westwall]

That is true. Now let's not forget slavery, Sand Creek, and stealing the whole southwest and California from Mexico.

We conquered it, then PAID for it. The first, and only time that land taken by force was then bought.

Your historical knowledge is as shitty as your scientific.

 

[fncceo]

No, these events actually happened. Stolen technologies.

Stolen from whom?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

with just one move, saying words "Russia, Rissia, Russia" you can instantly learn the number of idiots in a room

If it were not for the Ukraines there would have never been a Russia!

 

[JGalt]

If it were not for the Ukraines there would have never been a Russia!

God Bless the Ukraines. If it hadn't been for them, Hunter Biden would have been a wino instead of a crack head.

 

[ESay]

Stolen from whom?

From the Russians, obviously.

 

[ESay]

In your dreams comrade.

Man, 'irony' is a key word.

 

[fncceo]

From the Russians, obviously.

So, just to be clear ... the Soviets had nuclear weapons technology before the US in 1945?

If that is true, why did they sacrifice millions of their troops expelling The Germans from Russia when they could just have used nuclear weapons?

No nation had more reason to hate The Germans than Russia ... they exercised ZERO restraint on German soldiers and civilians in their drive to Berlin.

If they had possessed nuclear weapons in 1945 or before, they would have used them.

 

[Concerned American]

Man, 'irony' is a key word.

So I suspected, however this isn't the rubber room so if you use sarcasm, a little heads up until I get to know you would be helpful.