10 Simple steps to stop the Climate Change Apocalypses

[TroglocratsRdumb]

1 don't use electricity

2 don't eat food that was cultivated or shipped using the internal combustion engines

3 don't use cars, even electric cars pollute

4 don't use buses

5 don't use trains

6 don't use planes

7 don't use toilet paper, it's made from trees

8 don't use any thing that is plastic, plastic is an oil product

9 don't live in homes made with wood, trees again

10 pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow

 

[Oddball]

11) Log off of the interwebz for good, starting NOW!

 

[mamooth]

Another thread illustrating why conservatives should never attempt satire. They just suck at it so badly.

To be funny, satire has to be based on the real world. Conservatives live in an alternate reality, so their satire isn't related to the real world, so it comes across as stupid and whiny.