- Feb 6, 2011
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So my friends and I use to hang out on Yoville quite a bit.. we did the night party thing with Toilet Confessions.. it was a riot to say the least.. We bought this gold toilet (Super expensive toilet on the "Ville") and set up mad chairs all over our super cool castle then posted it.. OMG.. so many people came.. the stories people told on that toilet were so damn funny, I nearly pee'd myself a few times laughing so damn hard.. So anyhow.. I am going to start the USMB Toilet Bowl Confessional tonight..
-This is not for politics, for insults.. it's strictly for fun and if you don't have a seriously warped and fucked up sense of humor- you may want to exit.
Ok, I'll start out.. would be funnier with the visual of sitting on a toilet but none the less here it goes..
One of the first dates I ever went on- this guy takes me to Pizza Hut- we were all meeting there after a game.. I was totally nervous- had wanted to date him for like a few years but never had the courage to ask .. I just did the lame flirt thing.. Anyhow, everyone is piling in after the game and we're laughing, sharing some good talk when I go to drink my soda and the straw went up my nose.. that wasn't the worst freaking part tho.. It had pepsi in it and I snorted it up my nose, ended up choking and hacking like a 50 year old smoker on oxygen.. fuckin snot was coming out of my nose.. LMFAO.. It was soo messed up.. and this freaking guy.. he's fucking laughing at me and not even trying to act like he was concerned.. Man, total messed up date .. Never went out with that prick again either!
-This is not for politics, for insults.. it's strictly for fun and if you don't have a seriously warped and fucked up sense of humor- you may want to exit.
Ok, I'll start out.. would be funnier with the visual of sitting on a toilet but none the less here it goes..
One of the first dates I ever went on- this guy takes me to Pizza Hut- we were all meeting there after a game.. I was totally nervous- had wanted to date him for like a few years but never had the courage to ask .. I just did the lame flirt thing.. Anyhow, everyone is piling in after the game and we're laughing, sharing some good talk when I go to drink my soda and the straw went up my nose.. that wasn't the worst freaking part tho.. It had pepsi in it and I snorted it up my nose, ended up choking and hacking like a 50 year old smoker on oxygen.. fuckin snot was coming out of my nose.. LMFAO.. It was soo messed up.. and this freaking guy.. he's fucking laughing at me and not even trying to act like he was concerned.. Man, total messed up date .. Never went out with that prick again either!
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