Your ideal man/woman?

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    I'm 17 and my ideal woman would be 14 years old, have black hair, and look very cute. She wouldn't be tall, but she wouldn't be super short either, so about average or slightly below average height for a 14 year old girl. She'd be emo and a girl gamer. She wouldn't have a low self esteem or cut herself, and we would have a lot in common. Of course she'd also be single until we started dating and she would like me, a lot.
     
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    Solace, 14 is so young. Bump it to 16 and I'm all good with that.

    Lemme see, my ideal man. Smart, funny, kind. Smells sexy. Curious. Beautiful hands. Great eyes, nice ass.

    Orphan.

    LOL.
     
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    a deaf/mute only child whose father owns a chain of liquor stores.

    pistol grip ears would be nice, but not a deal breaker.

    :thup:
     
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    Underage stuff, bye.
     
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    The girl I'm with now :).
    She's absolutely gorgeous, has an amazing personality, good sense of humor, nice smile, knows just what to say.. Yeah, she's pretty much perfect. I wouldn't change anything, so she's my ideal woman :].
     
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    I don't believe in ideal humans.

    We are a flawed fear from the trees we climbed down from and a mystery up to the universe we are climbing up to.


    I want to revel in flaw and hope.

    I am human.
     
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    Just be glad you don't live in New Zealand. Your perfect woman would be:

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    LOL!

    Ringel mate, that post will get you automatic Australian citizenship.
     
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    I didn't know Gunny let Agna back...
     

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