WWYD if you were the Patriots...

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    ...and it is the fourth quarter with :57 left, you are leading the Jets 58-0, and the Jets turn the ball over on downs at their own 2 yard line.

    Based on the idiotic, unfounded brashness of Rex "Foot-lover" Ryan, do you:

    A. Take a knee
    B. Run it in
    C. Pass it in


    And if B or C, do you:

    A. Attempt kick for PAT
    B. Go for two
     
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    Not watch the game and root for the Packers?
     
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    have all the patriots take their shoes and socks off and show their bare feet to Ryan in the taunt of all taunts.
     
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    Score a touchdown, go for the 2 pt conversion, then an on-sides kick.
     
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    Three run plays straight into Pouha. Then on fourth down fake field goal kick, bootleg with a TE slant to the back corner for an emphatic "fuck you for trying to get personal, Rex" touchdown.

    Why was this not one of your options? :confused:
     
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    So much of this.
     
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    That wasn't one of my options because it was just too good.

    And after the TD, have Brady kick the PAT just to show Ryan that Brady is in fact better than Manning.
     
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    That would be absosmurfly tremendulous!
     
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    bring in Doug Flutie.
     
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