Wrestling is FAKE

Discussion in 'Conspiracy Theories' started by rightwinger, Jul 26, 2011.

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    OK sheeple, let me have it... Call me a conspiracy, nut job and paranoid idiot but I am here to tell you that pro wrestling is fake

    My brothers, neighbors cousin has taken actual footage and broken it down frame by frame and played it backwards. it is clear that these guys do not actually hit each other. Sound analysis shows they grunt before actual contact is made

    Also, in breaking down plot details of major rivalries, it can be shown that THEY ARE ALL THE SAME

    Hate to break it to you, but there is a 50% chance that all pro wrestling is fake!
     
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    Na its got to be real.

    They all make too much money for it to be fake
     
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    Pro wrestling is not a fake. It is entertainment! Do the people in movies really shoot each other? Do they really have sex? No they all act and that is what Pro wrestling is all about.
     
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    I was fortunate to witness two legends in action: Yukon Moose Cholak and Dick the Bruiser.
    They were real. Wrestling is real. Stop trying to destroy my delicate psyhche.
     
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    I hope the fact that wrestling is fake doesn't come as a big surprise to you. I used to know the fellow known as The Masked Marvel personally. He was a really nice guy and his daughter was my age and we went out on a few dates way back in my teens. He said everything was all arranged prior to the matches to build up hype for future matches. Now and then he said somebody would not have their timing exactly right and get smacked for real and it hurt like hell so everybody was always careful with those roundhouse punches and jabs. It all falls under entertainment and not any kind of real pro sports.
     
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    Your brothers , neighbors cousin is a fucking moron for wasting his time with such trivial nonsense when the country he lives in is GOING DOWN.
    Does he have a Palin bumper sticker ?
     

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