Would You Buy A Doomsday Food Bucket from Jim Bakker-Or Anyone?

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The "POTUS Shield Convocation"??? This is hilarious! I didn't think that old Jimbo was still in the huckster business. Blessed pizza? Any extra toppings? Grace, God's blessings, and extra pepperoni. Decades ago, a good friend and I joked that we should start our own religion. Damn. We missed our chance! If only we'd followed up. We could be gazing at the blue Caribbean waters sipping My Tais right now.