Worst Movies made with a NAME actor...

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    I want to see a list people can come up with of the worst possible movies ever made by actors that have had made a name for themselves. Even if its a crappy name, the point is you've heard of it. Try to steer clear of the obvious like any Steven Segal movie. Im talking movies that are so bad you cant stop laughing. Here's my first one

    Alien Express
    Starring Lou Diamond Phillips
    http://www.themoviemark.com/badmovies/alienexpress.asp

    I caught this movie on the Sci-fi channel this summer while down the shore. I literally laughed my ass off for 45 minutes watching this crap. My nephew, who is 13, and i dubbed this movie "super fast alien dogs" for the ridiculous looking alien hand puppet that is wreaking havoc on the cast. It was like our own Mystery Science Theater 3000. I have never laughed harder at a movie in my life which is saying something.

    Here's the criteria to reach a bad movie.

    Cheezy Love Scene: Check
    Horrible Overeations: Check
    Predictable and yet still horrible plot: Check
    Evil bad guy that everyone knows is screwing them but go along with anyway: Check
    Super ridiculous solution to a simple problem: check

    Its got it all.
     
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    come on people. No one has a crappy movie with an actor we know?
     
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    How about this one.
    Watch the short advertisment first.
    Ha Ha
     
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    I'll assume you're not looking for the obvious Stallones, etc., but I'll give it a try.

    Bachelor Party - Tom Hanks
    Battlefield Earth - John Travolta
    Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Robert De Niro
    Gigli - Al Pacino, Christopher Walken
    Look Who's Talking - Bruce Willis (voice-only, but he still did 3 of them)

    That's all I can think of off the top of my head right now.
     
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    anything with jane fonda

    anything with barbara streisand

    anything with jlo

    thanks abbey i forgot anything with tom cruise
     
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    Soultakers, starring Martin Sheen, though he uses his original, given name of Joe Estevez in the credits.

    Basically, it's a crappy movie written by the star, a girl who would be fairly attractive if her nose wasn't so turned up that it looked like a pig's nose. Basically, "Joe Estevez" is a grim reaper and has to collect the souls of four guys in a drug-induced car wreck. Well, 3 of them get away, though one of those, the driver of the car, is eventually caught. Then, the other two, pig-nose and her disgustingly nerdish, spazztic boyfriend, must try to get back into their bodies before their parents pull the plug. The whole time, Sheen is trying to hunt them down to "preserve the balance," but hesitates because of a poorly developed side plot where she reminds him of somebody he loved or something when he was still alive. Oh, and, BIG TWIST, the driver shows up later as a soultaker in order to work off penance for killing three other people.
     
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    Tom Cruise in Mission Imposssible. That scene where he flings himself some huge distance onto a moving train or truck alone made it a total joke.
     
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    Thats good stuff right there.
     
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    Farenheit 9/11
     
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    Torque, starring Ice Cube.
     

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