I want to see a list people can come up with of the worst possible movies ever made by actors that have had made a name for themselves. Even if its a crappy name, the point is you've heard of it. Try to steer clear of the obvious like any Steven Segal movie. Im talking movies that are so bad you cant stop laughing. Here's my first one Alien Express Starring Lou Diamond Phillips http://www.themoviemark.com/badmovies/alienexpress.asp I caught this movie on the Sci-fi channel this summer while down the shore. I literally laughed my ass off for 45 minutes watching this crap. My nephew, who is 13, and i dubbed this movie "super fast alien dogs" for the ridiculous looking alien hand puppet that is wreaking havoc on the cast. It was like our own Mystery Science Theater 3000. I have never laughed harder at a movie in my life which is saying something. Here's the criteria to reach a bad movie. Cheezy Love Scene: Check Horrible Overeations: Check Predictable and yet still horrible plot: Check Evil bad guy that everyone knows is screwing them but go along with anyway: Check Super ridiculous solution to a simple problem: check Its got it all.