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Nov. 1, 2020
World News
Media reports from an unknown reliable source North Korean leader, Som Kum Grub thanked his long time ally President Trump for the ICBM nuclear missiles, tactical short range rockets, and three wings of F-22's. Trump said, as our secret reliable informer said "the aggression of the Imperial Fleet of Japan has reached a boiling point putting America's finger on hair trigger nuclear alert.
Three Star General who wants to remain nameless and would never lie said."You can't trust those slop heads and we should make the first attack with nukes to kill em all 5 times." After confirming with members of the Joints Chiefs of Staff he retracted his statement saying "Only four times." The president and his administration are in command center bunkers with Nancy Pelosi and two illegal immigrant gang members above in Air Force One directing the attack.
In other news we want you to believe:
Virus kills Democrats
Some think it is a warning from God for their evil. Moral Oral, president of You're Going To Hell Suicide Hot Line said "God is letting them know stupidity is no longer an excuse for evil, wicked, mean, or nasty, including stanks. He is smiting them to the left but not the right". He went on to say "on our two Left Coast sub-humans have been dropping like flies. God put that fault line there for a reason and you know they are a bunch of useless sick fucks".
In Sports
The San Francisco Packers vs. the Seattle Receivers. The two go head to head on the grid line at the Grind Line Theater, Men's Bath House, and Vomitorium. Don't miss all the kneeling and our Black Lives Matter half time show sponsored by Fudge Packers.
World News
Media reports from an unknown reliable source North Korean leader, Som Kum Grub thanked his long time ally President Trump for the ICBM nuclear missiles, tactical short range rockets, and three wings of F-22's. Trump said, as our secret reliable informer said "the aggression of the Imperial Fleet of Japan has reached a boiling point putting America's finger on hair trigger nuclear alert.
Three Star General who wants to remain nameless and would never lie said."You can't trust those slop heads and we should make the first attack with nukes to kill em all 5 times." After confirming with members of the Joints Chiefs of Staff he retracted his statement saying "Only four times." The president and his administration are in command center bunkers with Nancy Pelosi and two illegal immigrant gang members above in Air Force One directing the attack.
In other news we want you to believe:
Virus kills Democrats
Some think it is a warning from God for their evil. Moral Oral, president of You're Going To Hell Suicide Hot Line said "God is letting them know stupidity is no longer an excuse for evil, wicked, mean, or nasty, including stanks. He is smiting them to the left but not the right". He went on to say "on our two Left Coast sub-humans have been dropping like flies. God put that fault line there for a reason and you know they are a bunch of useless sick fucks".
In Sports
The San Francisco Packers vs. the Seattle Receivers. The two go head to head on the grid line at the Grind Line Theater, Men's Bath House, and Vomitorium. Don't miss all the kneeling and our Black Lives Matter half time show sponsored by Fudge Packers.
