~Women Roar~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
    each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
    next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
    morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
    silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
    5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
    and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
    see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
    by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have
    created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before
    the masterpiece.
     
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    Dear man in the joke:

    Alarm clock, you moron.
     

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