Women Defined

[mudwhistle]

I would start by trying not to define women!

Women are an enigma.

And we'd better remember that.

Saying you have them figured out is asking for a kick in the nuts.

 

[goldcatt]

I sorta look at y'all as teachers with big sticks but I know it's all for my own good and I really * cough* appreciate it.

We do only want what's best for you. Honest.

Sometimes if I squint my eyes real tightly and hold my breath for a long time I can almost see that as true

That's when you pass out and start dreaming.

 

[dilloduck]

ok ok---they can sing AND play music too

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[Lumpy 1]

I'm sorry. It sucks getting old. ((hugs))

.. Hey isn't there some sort of law about doing that???

(funny though.. damn it)

Yeah, I know, but I thought an exception could be made in this case.

.. not really.. ...

note to self (Sherry.. deserving of comeuppance.. asap or make her suffer?)

 

[mudwhistle]

ok ok---they can sing AND play music too

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That's beautiful

 

[dilloduck]

ok ok---they can sing AND play music too

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That's beautiful

They can be so charming while not bossing us around-- er -I mean teaching us.

 

[goldcatt]

ok ok---they can sing AND play music too

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That's beautiful

They can be so charming while not bossing us around-- er -I mean teaching us.

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

 

[Lumpy 1]

That's beautiful

They can be so charming while not bossing us around-- er -I mean teaching us.

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

Brutes...

 

[Anguille]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

Lumpy, I get people confused but aren't you married with kids? Why are you at a site like this to begin with?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

Lumpy, I get people confused but aren't you married with kids? Why are you at a site like this to begin with?

Yes.. I'm very happily married with kids..

I just Googled, "women types" and this site looked interesting.. so wallah there you have it. This just looked like a fun post..

Why did I do something wrong, ya think ?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm done, carry on folks

 

[Colin]

Your newbie ass hasn't been around long enough to know the back story, so shut your dick sucker.

I've been around long enough to know there is NO "back story" that makes BEATING A woman FUNNY!!!!

You apparently HAVEN'T been around long enough to know this has nothing to do with thinking that beating a woman is funny.

Being as how defensive you are about this though, I suspect you've beaten your fair share of women and are being prompted by your guilt.

You posted all this shit once before and you got trashed for it! Posting it again is neither clever or funny. In fact, it's pretty damned sick!

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm gonna let you be my boy.

Ahhh.. what does that mean.. exactly

Probably not "Jackpot."

(And what woman wouldn't love to be so described? There's probably a good reason why the mid-life bachelor who came up with that list is a mid-life bachelor.)

Smooth.. and they called me an instigator...

 

[editec]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

More misongynistic blather written by clueless boys for even more clueless boys.

 

[goldcatt]

Ahhh.. what does that mean.. exactly

Probably not "Jackpot."

(And what woman wouldn't love to be so described? There's probably a good reason why the mid-life bachelor who came up with that list is a mid-life bachelor.)

Smooth.. and they called me an instigator...

Because you are one.

 

[dilloduck]

That's beautiful

They can be so charming while not bossing us around-- er -I mean teaching us.

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

and I feel horrible about it too.

 

[Colin]

The science of woman

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 50 Kg, but varies from 45 Kg to 250 Kg


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Surface usually lined with painted film (in the order of 0-6m to 0-3m).
2.- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3.- Melts if given special treatment.
4.- Bitter if used incorrectly.
5.- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6.- Yields to pressure applied at the correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
2.- Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.
3.- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4.- Insoluble in liquids, but alcohol saturation increases activity.
5.- Most powerful income-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE.

1.- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2.- Can be a great aid to relaxation.
4.- Useful for general cleaning, scrubbing, washing, rubbing, etc.

TEST.

1.- Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in the natural state.
2.- Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.


HAZARDS.

1.- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2.- Illegal to posses more than one.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Probably not "Jackpot."

(And what woman wouldn't love to be so described? There's probably a good reason why the mid-life bachelor who came up with that list is a mid-life bachelor.)

Smooth.. and they called me an instigator...

Because you are one.

Well.. Ya but ...

 

[Lumpy 1]

The science of woman

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 50 Kg, but varies from 45 Kg to 250 Kg


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Surface usually lined with painted film (in the order of 0-6m to 0-3m).
2.- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3.- Melts if given special treatment.
4.- Bitter if used incorrectly.
5.- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6.- Yields to pressure applied at the correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
2.- Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.
3.- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4.- Insoluble in liquids, but alcohol saturation increases activity.
5.- Most powerful income-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE.

1.- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2.- Can be a great aid to relaxation.
4.- Useful for general cleaning, scrubbing, washing, rubbing, etc.

TEST.

1.- Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in the natural state.
2.- Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.


HAZARDS.

1.- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2.- Illegal to posses more than one.

Well.. have at it Gals

 

[Lumpy 1]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

More misongynistic blather written by clueless boys for even more clueless boys.

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